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Its our office Christmas party tonight, everyone is getting into the spirit of things by pulling crackers. So far the best one has been:
Q: What is brown and creeps around the kitchen at Christmas?
A: Mince pies
(yes I know it is supposed to be "mince spies" but they misprinted it)
So whats your favourite lame joke? From crackers or otherwise