"Best" Cracker Jokes



  • What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?

    Santa Claus-trophbia

  • Haha, Half Pint that's brilliant - one to add to my repertoire of cheesy jokes!

    Why are there no aspirins in the jungle?
    Cos the parrots eat em all

    Why did the monkeys get lost?
    Cos jungle iz massive
  • What does a panther do..?

    He makes panths...

  • knight rider wrote (see)

    this made me laugh:

    What's a specimen?             
    An Italian astronaut

    That is so good..   image

  • Uxbridge English dictionary

    One of the funniest things you will ever read. I cannot recommend it enough for christmas

  • What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef !

  • Xine, I've got another one for your already excellent cheese joke portfolio...

    What are cheese puffs made of?

    Wotsit matter.

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