WANTED: ironwife : all offers considered

[Deleted User]

My ex bf used to come out running with me and I got him into cycling. When I started I was alot slower than him but he didnt mind coming with me, he would just occasionally do sprint intervals then walk till I caught up or go for a harder couple of miles once I was done. I have improved alot and while alittle short of his fast pace we went for long runs together and I could see him getting out of breath too. When it comes to cycling he was faster when descending and sometimes on the flat, but I am faster than him uphill especailly on long draggy type hills where I could put quite some distance between us. Short very steep hills he can get up slightly quicker than me. We entered quite a few events together, he'd run his own time for 10ks and meet me at the end, he would stick with me for half marathons sportives we rode together as we are around the same on the bike.He has ditched me now after 2 and a half years together saying he is too old for me (he is 39, I am 26) which really sucks because now Iv not only lost my bf but my best friend and training partner aswell .

Imeccentric

Lindi and I met on this forum and have raced IM together a number of times , more recently kayaking and climbing and MTBing with the kids and the rest of our lives have rather taken over , still next weekend will be our second mara together this year.

 She kicks my arse in most disciplines , other than swim , run under 10 miles. The only advantage of being totally outclassed by your other half is that it gives one a better sense of humility..

Cpt.Jack sparra

Hells he was probably scared you'd get quicker than him !!

M...eldy

'Centric we didnt see much of her today either !!

Viking

I would love to have a partner faster than me, she can get me a beer in for when I finish!

M...eldy

You lot need to lower your standards I reckon    

Cpt.Jack sparra

My standards aren't high ?? I just want someone who shares a passion for tri and someone I can spoil rotten at Xmas ?

Viking

Right I have lowered my standards to gutter level...why helllllloooooooooo Meldy give us a snog

Viking

If you don't get lucky Jack you can spoil me!

Lee the Pea

Jack, you can spoil me rotten at Christmas if you like (don't bother with that Viking bloke, he doesn't have big boobs). So long as you don't expect much in return, this could be a very happy relationship

M...eldy

You can feck right off !!!!



eta:  errr wich was an obvious cross post  

Viking

Hey Lee my Moobs are coming on a treat

Pucker up Meldy

Lee the Pea

Good luck Meldy! Hahahaha. Hopefully your moobs aren'tas big as my boobs V, or you'd better get yourself a sturdy sportsbra for the Outlaw! Hahaha

Viking

I will steal one off your washing line LTP!

Crossed post my arse Melds - fancy telling Lee to feck right off how very unladylike

Cpt.Jack sparra

Vikings moobs had to have their own entries to outlaw !!

Viking

I know where you live

Cpt.Jack sparra

I've moved to Scotland ........2 sugars please LTP !!

E mmy

@Hells85 - Sorry to hear that you've lost your training partner. In my opinion you're as old as the woman you feel

My future husband ran a half marathon with me "just to see what it's like" and has said "never again". He cant see the fun in running 21.1km with only a beer at the end to show for it! He'll come out biking, swimming and other sports on occasion but nothing competitive (apparently i'm a sore loser... pfff).

loulabell

i reckon capt jack is scared of any potential iron wives on here..

M...eldy

.. and with feckin good reason!

Cpt.Jack sparra

Hahaha me ? Scared ? Not a chance !!! Although I have been a bit scared of melds since becoming a forumite !! #checkscurtains

M...eldy

.. with feckin good reason  

Viking

<ponders whether to pm Meldy Jack's address>

Imeccentric

Do it give us all a larf ..go on go on

M...eldy

I have ways of finding out  

Viking

I am tempted but as I am only a mile down the road from him I would be too scared to go out knowing she is out there.....

M...eldy

Sleep with one eye open boys .. one eye open  

Viking

We love you really Meldy

Well I do anyway, I still think you should beat up Cpt.Jack!

M...eldy

You are a stirrer ...  

[Deleted User]

Finally, someone to take the heat off me!

Go get 'em Meldy!!!