GB, you just need to post more photos of you turbo'ing naked in the hallway on FB, and the ladies will be flocking So you getting a boyzillian? Don't shave first, just get your game face on and try not to cry in front of the waxer...hehehe. Oh and take a couple of ibuprofen first
Cat, did you wax or shave? If you've never been waxed before, it'll just be some of the hairs that are on a different growth cycle coming through now. Remember to exfoliate and moisturise, and you'll be nice and smooth If you shaved you'll need to keep at it FOREVER MORE Hehehehe
OMG this thread has just made me think of the sketches from The League of Gentlemen where the guys' are being massaged by this hot woman, but for the 'extras' bit, a guy comes in to take over from the women, and they have no idea hahahahahaha. So funny! Although i'm sure that won't happen to you GB
Cat, you could say Wiggle sell it, in a fashion. If you buy some Nuun or Zero tablets, crush them up in a mortar and pestle, mix with some olive oil and then use as a scrub for your legs, then yeah, Wiggle sells exfoliating scrub use a couple of gels to moisturise, and voila, hair-free, smooth, silky legs. Sorry, I mean sticky legs
This thread is great As someone who also loved the famous (or should that be infamous) Lady Garden thread too it's fun to see the other side's traumas....
GB - when we met I couldn't see a lot too much wrong with you either although given that I'm also old enough to be your mother you may have preferred not to know that!!!
You need to man up for saturday.............but then you must come back and give us all the gory details
Cat! I'm so sorry - I failed to appreciate your silkiness last Sunday....
<note to self - pay more attention to fit chaps at races>
Lee does this get rid of unsightly varicose veins, gravel rash scars etc?
Well I think it might. If you rub the crushed up tablets straight onto the gravel rash, then squirt a bit of water on to it (instead of oil), the subsequent foaming might help lift the gravel out. My god, I'm going to trademark these ideas, I could be on to a winner here....
Well, what can I say... There I was, thinking for the past few days that actually perhaps the fairer sex do have a higher tolerance for pain, and that infact maybe this would be excruciatingly more painful and severe that being hit in the crotch with a football.
What a load of rubbish It's about as painful as being hit gently on te arm with a shuttlecock. Ok well maybe somewhere in between... But definitely nothing like I was expecting. I thought perhaps I should pay extra for the free 'massage' that I seemed to be getting.
I can't give birth (yet), but if it's as easy as that then I would happily have a go if science allowed
Actually I quite like it - I don't know if it will turn the girls on but it's turning me on! I've had a girls hands in places I didn't expect though enough for one day anyway
before - No I didn't have a go at waxing myself... that was after removing the ankle wrap I had had one a few days... much more painful to remove than the 45 minutes of waxing... and took just as much hair
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I have an appointment booked for Saturday lunchtime. It's at a Men's grooming salon though so definitely more masculine!!!
But last night the physio took a small amount of tape off my ankle and I was just about crying... so I am not looking forward to Saturday!!!
Should I cut / shave first?
haha... best bit of female attention in a long time... I'll take that!
GB, you just need to post more photos of you turbo'ing naked in the hallway on FB, and the ladies will be flocking So you getting a boyzillian? Don't shave first, just get your game face on and try not to cry in front of the waxer...hehehe. Oh and take a couple of ibuprofen first
Cat, did you wax or shave? If you've never been waxed before, it'll just be some of the hairs that are on a different growth cycle coming through now. Remember to exfoliate and moisturise, and you'll be nice and smooth If you shaved you'll need to keep at it FOREVER MORE Hehehehe
OMG this thread has just made me think of the sketches from The League of Gentlemen where the guys' are being massaged by this hot woman, but for the 'extras' bit, a guy comes in to take over from the women, and they have no idea hahahahahaha. So funny! Although i'm sure that won't happen to you GB
OC if you cut yourself shaving I'm sure the salt in the sea will help it heal.
Meldy - money and a pulse? You lowered your criteria, it only used to be money.
GB. Man up and go there as you are. If you think the lower leg hurts wait until they get to the thighs. Then the backs of the legs.
LTP - t'was a wax. What does exfoliate mean? Do Wiggle sell it?
If you shave first (between now and Saturday) there will be no hair to wax, dingbat!
Cat, you could say Wiggle sell it, in a fashion. If you buy some Nuun or Zero tablets, crush them up in a mortar and pestle, mix with some olive oil and then use as a scrub for your legs, then yeah, Wiggle sells exfoliating scrub use a couple of gels to moisturise, and voila, hair-free, smooth, silky legs. Sorry, I mean sticky legs
This thread is great As someone who also loved the famous (or should that be infamous) Lady Garden thread too it's fun to see the other side's traumas....
GB - when we met I couldn't see a lot too much wrong with you either although given that I'm also old enough to be your mother you may have preferred not to know that!!!
You need to man up for saturday.............but then you must come back and give us all the gory details
Cat! I'm so sorry - I failed to appreciate your silkiness last Sunday....
<note to self - pay more attention to fit chaps at races>
Well I think it might. If you rub the crushed up tablets straight onto the gravel rash, then squirt a bit of water on to it (instead of oil), the subsequent foaming might help lift the gravel out. My god, I'm going to trademark these ideas, I could be on to a winner here....
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You might do gastank, definitely worth a try. Do it on one leg first though, and see if anyone notices the difference, then try it on both.
I'll make sure I get a pre/post picture as per Cat5's earlier.
Though only if Mouse doesnt bully me about the "biro" on my calf!
Bully? Moi?
Who let GB have crayons unattended?
waaahhhheeeeyyyyyyyy
maybe you could get the date of your first "gentlemans waxing" tattooed on the important events leg list GB
*post removed in case GB gets upset*
haha.... I want to know what it says. I am in bristol in 5 weeks... I will come and find you!!
You're welcome to come and find me. Would you like to swim, bike or run when you've found me? (Really, message me if you want to catch up)
This could be interesting!
I need some entertainment this afternoon. Come on GB. Where are the photos...
What a load of rubbish It's about as painful as being hit gently on te arm with a shuttlecock. Ok well maybe somewhere in between... But definitely nothing like I was expecting. I thought perhaps I should pay extra for the free 'massage' that I seemed to be getting.
I can't give birth (yet), but if it's as easy as that then I would happily have a go if science allowed
Actually I quite like it - I don't know if it will turn the girls on but it's turning me on! I've had a girls hands in places I didn't expect though enough for one day anyway
Lol! See, I told you I fell asleep the last time I was waxed.
(but where are the photos, eh???)
before - No I didn't have a go at waxing myself... that was after removing the ankle wrap I had had one a few days... much more painful to remove than the 45 minutes of waxing... and took just as much hair
After - smooth as a baby's backside
Whit woooo hehehehe