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...She hitched up her skirt
Dave The Ex- Spartan wrote (see)
.... and made Barley go all giddy.......
On the last Sabbath Day of 1899I did very hard pedal to get the medalBut the pain I will remember for quite some time
1879. Sorry. I was close though!
ah - memories of a Private Eye cartoon from the Wapping era
"new technology baffles pissed old hack"
This thread makes me happy.
I like the comforting advice to Novices that:
"Mark has competed in over 42o triathlons in 29 seasons but still remembers his heart beating in his chest when he was waiting to start."
And of course the sage advice not to neglect your career. Or school.
I could be better if I worked part timeBut seconds thought I can afford a bike that it mine.
Well, I guess you cant expect him to have the time to learn to write as well as:
- winning a triathlon outright in the morning and finishing 2nd in another triathlon in the afternoon!- 1,000 Push ups (Press ups) in 28 minutes.
And, most impressive (if not slightly baffling):- Pizza eating completion winner!
I don't know, 23 hours a day in a cell what else is he going to do to get his heart thumping?
I do love the way he explains technical terms, like "long term", or:
FINISHER = Finished Ironman Now In Side Hurt Excited (to) RaceINJURY = Ironman Now Just Underperform Racing YearEUPHORIC = Eager Underperforms Proud Happy Over Racing Invincible Competitive.HAPPY = hastily after proudly participating (in) Your (Ironman)
flyaway wrote (see)
- Pizza eating completion winner!
- Pizza eating completion winner!
Clearly he's never been out to dinner with Candy and Oxy!
Ive written you something. It is my bestest work
Heart pumping, beating the sounds of Adam Ant’s greatest hits I pace This is it, the A race, A place I headed for.When I commited my heart and soul, to a goal, to finish. I am he, the chosen one, who at the gunWill Swim, bike run.Till Im done,It is supposed to be fun. Well it aint, I feel faint, wordy pictures I paint. Literal constipation broken, by fear of the unknown.But panic not my Irony friends… No.I have your backs, we are on track to domination The Pirate Nation Will rise, A tide of yeller and black, Will attack. Usually from a fair way back.Except for Rosey and Crab. And Fegan,& mon and Melli and FunkinAnd all them quick FuckersWho really lay it down when the rest of us Clown about.
So this shout out is to all poetical dudesWho muse about how to get throughDont rhyme, train, Exercise leggies as well as your brainOr you will go bonk on the vitalist dayAnd Candt will say HAHAHA you useless buggerAnd the "as you were" blur will tell yerIt aint rocket science son, get the work doneCos poems cant swim or bikeAlthough sometimes they get a print run
Bassy you really aren't getting this are you?
You need to rhyme "impossible" with itself three times in succession, at least.
I wonder how much triathlete's world paid him to come on and give advise (sic) to the drooling masses?!
Sorry, i couldnt really do crapper than using race, pace and place together.
I also got black, attack and back together.
FFS Im doing me best without the talent I thought I had.
And I got in a classic one, gun, run, done, fun.
Hey, if you could just work in the timeless "lied, died, tried", you could write lyrics for Bon Jovi.
I with heart pounding stand at the start lineWith in my brain wondering will I finish in the cut off timeBold I must be to win the medalFor you must be bold to win the medalMetal rhymes nearly with medalTo be an ironmal is my dream, and iron is a kind of medalI mean metalBut not like the one in the marvel comics or the wizard of ozOne who triathalons does, using trainers, goggles and a pedalTo keep warm in my wetsuit I do a widdle
This one is called "Under-trained"
3 months training -should have been more
but DIY accident left me glued to the floor
screamed and screamed until scream I could no more
luckily the police came and knocked in my door
lying prostrate in human effluent they discovered my gore
Barlos is an ironmanCategory M40 vetThe NHS were busySo they sent him to the vetWhen he had gall stones