. It has nothing to do with the quality of the song (which is rubbish) but all to do with the diminutive space-b ****-warrior-queen who sings it . She looks like Mother Dalek who's intergalactic fashion adviser has convinced her that cutting off a rastas dreadlocks while he sleeps , rolling them into a ball , and glueing it to ones head is de rigueur this side of alpha centuri . Her party piece is , though , comes half-way through the song , when she suddenly launches into a single long-note wail that earns a round of applause purely because she gets through it without then collapsing into the nearest oxygen tent . It would be overstating it to call it her piece de resistance , but it will probably help her to win purely due to its startle value ."
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How come you always start the trashy tv programmes threads?
Ah you're over here too
erm ........................
well it would be a crime not to have a eurotrash thread
Did she really say our fans in Australia and New Zealand?
f*ck me, there's no escaping it anywhere
lol
Go Engelbert!
he's bland where's the eurovision appeal
no chance, absolutely zero nuffink. too boring and non eurovision
jedward to win
Gawd
He'd have got 3 Xs by now on BGT
it was dire. they'll say he got a crap score becuase he went first though
I quite like this even if he does keep going out of tune
Yeah
best so far
oh god, not looking forward to this one
Albania to win.
heard good things about this performance
lol yeo
seriously wtf
my life, she's scary
you have Gertie :S
evening
oh good lord
from a Guardian blog:
. It has nothing to do with the quality of the song (which is rubbish) but all to do with the diminutive space-b ****-warrior-queen who sings it . She looks like Mother Dalek who's intergalactic fashion adviser has convinced her that cutting off a rastas dreadlocks while he sleeps , rolling them into a ball , and glueing it to ones head is de rigueur this side of alpha centuri .
Her party piece is , though , comes half-way through the song , when she suddenly launches into a single long-note wail that earns a round of applause purely because she gets through it without then collapsing into the nearest oxygen tent . It would be overstating it to call it her piece de resistance , but it will probably help her to win purely due to its startle value ."
Dear lord.
that was ...
lol gertie :0)
yes
it was
there's an added bonus this year, jedward could get electricuted
waht??? what what what is this
yeah this is it
this is eurotrash this is more like it
*comes back to forum land for the Eurovision thread*
this is THE best bit of this forum....
right, who has the pringles......
Can the Irish actually afford to win it?
I though that Jedward was the 'Father Ted' option?
evening Farnie mwah mwah
we have pringles but have so far been trying to choke ourselves to death with them
I predict jedward doing better than us