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Right that's it I'm moving out of Brighton
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Seagull pooed on my head whilst out running, and for some reason I didn't think it had made too much mess so I walked around Tesco with a big white dollup on my forehead!
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Saying that I live just along the coast and my car was covered in seagull crap the other day (I could hardly see out if the side window) so I got my car washed for the first time in years and yesterday I see another one has had a go! Grrr!
I hate to tell you but the seagull has adapted and can be found in just about all parts of britain.......if they have decided that your head makes a perfect target they will just follow you around the country............you have been marked I tell you.......
buy a big hat
Yup seagulls are up in here in West Of Scotland too.
In Cornwall if a seagull shits on you, it's taken as an omen of good luck.
It's not just seagulls that poo.
If I'd had a baseball bat I would have leathered the mofo.
They just want you to head butt the next person you see with a red hat - it's avian snooker and you've been chalked.
I say! my favourite thread title in a long time
According to QI last night, planet Earth is smoother than a snooker ball, i.e. if you scaled a snooker ball up to the size of Earth, the mountains and gullies on its surface would be bigger. Who'd've thought it eh?
Sorry, that's got nothing to do with seagulls. I haven't got any interesting facts about seagulls. I once got crapped on by a pigeon as I stopped to do up my shoelace on the way home from school. That's when I learnt that bird poo isn't always white.
Interesting Phil - it's all about scale. Ponder this - can you accurately measure the coastline of Britain? No, you can't because every time you change the sale, zoom in, you reveal more and more indentations etc. You would never get the true measurement unless you went down to molecular level. And then you would need a very long tape measure indeed.
Can someone post an image of a Mandelbrot set please? I would but I'm on the bus.
Ooooh.
Wow that would be the basis for a cool tattoo
Yeah but it would take, like, forever.
Yeah how small could you go
and it would be only clever people like what we are who would know what it is
you have to give the seagulls credit they a hell of a marksman to be able to hit a moving target from that height
I'm just grateful cows don't fly
Going back to the OP's opening statement ... what with Brighton being the kind of town it is there probably isn't much for a gal to do there anyway. Unless she enjoys a challenge
not only do the South Coast seagulls crap on you, they do so 2 mins after you're clattered your thigh on a roadside bench. well, that's what happened to my missus one morning.
I didn't laugh.
much...