I feel all warm and nice now - ready for another crap day at the office... oh when will this torment end? See you later, apparently I have to do something quite urgent now... grrrrrr!! Jon - liquid parafin, lactulose, or get someone to scare the shit out of you? Glad to help...
Am I the only one who has done any work this month?
When I left we were in the 300s and now look what's happened. We were only warming up then and now everyone has some sort of post coital glow going on. Just my luck (whwn I watch football I'm usually getting beer out of the fridge when goal is scored).
Everybody, friends, lovers, Foxy. I'm utterly exhausted. I'm going to go and lie down alone in my sett and contemplate the developments of these last few days. But I won't be away too long..... xxxxxx LDB
Paranoia setting in. You all had plenty to talk about when I was away but now I'm back...silence. I don't care if no one likes me, just because I'm on my own in the house with no one to talk to doesn't mean I need to keep dipping into the forums to see if anyone is there, I could always get on with my work, or make a cup of tea.
If I offered you a cup of tea would you talk to me? and biscuits? Please?
Well I could do with some help in the bedroom. Decorating at the moment and wife seems to have spotted a bit I've missed on the ceiling, wondered if you could help me look for it.
There's no need to be scared. Surely the soft lighting and slow music make you feel comfortable and relaxed. Look there's some chocolates over there, Can you just lean over the bed to reach them, good foxy, clever foxy, sensitive foxy, remember no one else knows and understands you like I do, no one else can look after you like I can. Don't worry about that other thread stay here with me, I know you've only been teasing them because I've been away, now I'm back everything will be ok, everything.
Here let me help you, just place your paw here and here, there you've got them. Sweet Foxy, is there anything else ican get you to make you more comfortable, would you like me to brush your thick luscious coat?
They aren't flames it's just the subtle lighting effects. Now where were we...
Little Foxy are you feeling tired, would you care to lie down and relax, here, let me plump up these cushions for you. Is that better, you look so snug can I join you, just for a while?
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See you later, apparently I have to do something quite urgent now... grrrrrr!!
Jon - liquid parafin, lactulose, or get someone to scare the shit out of you?
Glad to help...
When I left we were in the 300s and now look what's happened. We were only warming up then and now everyone has some sort of post coital glow going on. Just my luck (whwn I watch football I'm usually getting beer out of the fridge when goal is scored).
Do we know what Jon does yet? Is he Black Rod?
Thinking about going to the loo... I'll report back in a mo [Wheres my newspaper?]
It is so not in the thread. Will have to hop on a train and hunt you down. See you in about two hours.
Be afraid, be very afraid!
I'm utterly exhausted.
I'm going to go and lie down alone in my sett and contemplate the developments of these last few days.
But I won't be away too long.....
xxxxxx
LDB
Do you get confused by the phrase "set as homepage" atthe bottom of this page.
Jon,
Do you need a shoe horn?
Paranoia setting in. You all had plenty to talk about when I was away but now I'm back...silence. I don't care if no one likes me, just because I'm on my own in the house with no one to talk to doesn't mean I need to keep dipping into the forums to see if anyone is there, I could always get on with my work, or make a cup of tea.
If I offered you a cup of tea would you talk to me? and biscuits? Please?
x
Don't worry Foxy it wasn't the kitchen I had in mind for you.
So what did you have in mind? the bathroom- I'm not cleaning your bathroom for you!!!!
Well I could do with some help in the bedroom. Decorating at the moment and wife seems to have spotted a bit I've missed on the ceiling, wondered if you could help me look for it.
What's going on here then. Why are you looking so cross with me DB?
There's no need to be scared. Surely the soft lighting and slow music make you feel comfortable and relaxed. Look there's some chocolates over there, Can you just lean over the bed to reach them, good foxy, clever foxy, sensitive foxy, remember no one else knows and understands you like I do, no one else can look after you like I can. Don't worry about that other thread stay here with me, I know you've only been teasing them because I've been away, now I'm back everything will be ok, everything.
You're being very nice DB - you didn't have to go to this much trouble for me...
I do like chocolates though.... the ones over there? ... can't quite reach........
He's got me.... can't move!!! he is too big and strong and oh so overpowering!
Little Foxy are you feeling tired, would you care to lie down and relax, here, let me plump up these cushions for you. Is that better, you look so snug can I join you, just for a while?