Come out to play

[Deleted User]

ps Bye Jonny a demain!

Barkles

Jon's a resourceful chap- and he uses 3D glasses.

I'm off to work now - no rest for the dodgy!

[Deleted User]

Domattina Barkles x

Barkles

Shucks
x

Don Minquez

hehehehehe!!! This is fun! You are all a million miles away!

Dragon Breath

Foxy, Cheddar is on the 9th November. Have a look on the Events forum there are a few others who are up for it.

LDB, I will be gazing out of an office window at Cleeve Hill tomorrow, all day I should imagine as I can't access the Internet from work, bummer!

Jon, Are you a Conservative MP? Only you can see Big B and you have a number of unusual/unhealthy interests. The 3D glasses could be used to make your majority look bigger.

Don Minquez

I am not a Conservative MP.
Nor am I a professional porn director.
Nor am I an Architect/engineer

Don Minquez

I've definately gone home now btw!!!

See y'all tomorrow

Barkles

You have invented a mystery job in your own twisted mind with the sole intention of foxing your mates.
There's a name for that you know.

Barkles

3D specs means something to do with trick images. or fibbing.
Cartography. making a 2D image into 3D possbibly reconstructing bacteria from flat images.
possibly sitting in cinemas all day waiting for Jaws 3D to come back on.

Barkles

I have a very full day and therefore will be unable to post before 8.00pm, so I can't defend myself or flirt outrageously. Neither can I see if RB surfaces.
This requires a 12hr free period of none ICT contact.
I will miss Badger and Foxy. I will miss the answer to Jons dopey question.

Don Minquez

Dopey question? ... You're still wrong!

[Deleted User]

Dear Barkles we will miss you too, but a little enforced abstinence will only make the heart grow fonder. We may be some time working out the meaning for Jon's existence so you'll probably get back in time for the earthshattering denouement of that one!

[Deleted User]

Jon - today's clue please...
(Starter for 10..)

Don Minquez

Fingers on buzzers... The 3D glasses were a red herring! Clue... Was I talking about Big Ben... OR Big Brother?

Snoop Dogg

Hi folks - wotz this thread all about? (haven't got time to go back and read it).

[Deleted User]

Well I thought it was Big Brother til someone asked you the time????

[Deleted User]

Snoop!
[rushes over to embrace]
We're trying to guess what Jon does (=doesn't) do for a [choke] living!

Don Minquez

Snoop!!! I was feeling loved until the Badger's attention was drawn to you!

[Deleted User]

Jon
[rushes over for double hug and mwah mwah]

[Deleted User]

Sorry,
Jon!!!!!!! [rushes over etc]

Ratbag

Jon,

Of course you are aware that I know what you do...

Howver, your sevret is safe with me.

No promises of ANYTHING will pry the answer from me!!!!!

....maybe....

Snoop Dogg

Didn't you know Badge?

Jon works for Dr Scholl testing second hand running trainers for foot odour.

He has to sample the odours given off by the different shoe brands straight after marathons.

(It is also his hobby BTW, as he does the same thing on his days off)

[Deleted User]

Snoop I suspect you of impeding our inquiry.

Ratbag!!!!! [rushes over for hug]. Did Barkles find you then? Where were you, we were all worried. Could Foxy prise Jon's secret out of you..... I am sure she will be here soon...

Don Minquez

Thanks RB. Your secret is safe with me as a return gesture!

[Deleted User]

Just what kind of favours are you two trading?

Don Minquez

Aha! You can try to guess that aswell if you like!

Ratbag

Hello Badge,

(hug, hug)

I was away from the office working yesterday but now I'm back.

I believe I have more Jon secrets than he has RB secrets so I could be up for offers.....

[Deleted User]

Erm no thanks. And I think more highly of RB than that.
Anyway, you still haven't given us a real clue. Is it something to do with BBRother?

Ratbag

Gotta go and do some work for a bit.

Just to help a little bit.

Big B is the clock tower....