Oh Arsene, we, thy humble admirers, bow down to your almighty rule, and that of your awesome team.
Truly, you now dominate British footy.
As you gather your magnificent troops to take on the might of Real Madrid at Old Trafford next May, let not the petty jealousies of those now conquered divert you from your holy grail.
For we shall remember those warriors in eons to come - that of King Freddie, the imperial Bergkamp, the incredible Pires, the silky brilliance of Thierry, the leadership and supreme skills of Paddy.
We, who are unworthy, salute you.