I'm sorry - I really CAN'T!

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  • I really can't stick to a diet for more than six hours. Per six months!

  • Sharing choclate and cakes

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    Saffy Sweety Pea wrote (see)
    Nurse Ratched wrote (see)
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    Map reading.
    If I'm travelling South, I have to turn it upsidedown image

    Still not fully awake - I read that as 'man reading'

    Which makes the mind boggle at the south/upside down bit image

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    My mind wasn't boggling. image

  • I can't drink coffee. It just tastes so awful. 

  • Tom.Tom. ✭✭✭
    standing on one leg
  • sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

    I can't drink coffee. It just tastes so awful. 

    weirdo

  • RicFRicF ✭✭✭

    How is it that so many people out there who insist that they are absolute rubbish at everything and anything with no talent at all somehow find that the 'one' thing that they 'can' actually do well, convienently earns them their living with a shed load of cash besides. 

  • I can't eat tomato sauce.  Can't even touch it.

    The only bit of DIY I can do is the first bit where you find the phone number of the relevant expert.  Can't even call them because I can't explain what needs doing!

    I can't sleep when flying.  I'm famous for falling asleep immediately after landing, but never before.

    I can't read when in a moving vehicle on the road.  Trains and planes fine, but not even on a coach.

  • Are you talking about benefit frausters RicF?

  • + 1 to dieting, throwing and catching and tennis. I was having lessons and the instructor had to stop and throw a beanbag to me to catch to check my co-ordination was as crap as he thought it was. It was, he told me to find another sport. I'm also crap at watching films, I will nearly always fall asleep before the end, even at the cinema. Mr F doesn't take me to the cinema any more.

  • I can't see much with my glasses off, as my prescription is about 10.5 in one and 12 in the other.

  • RicFRicF ✭✭✭
    SuperCaz wrote (see)

    Are you talking about benefit frausters RicF?

    No I'm talking about people who have zero practical skills, no physical ability, appear to have limited knowledge of just anything you can think of but for some inexplicable reason only seem able to function effectively in an employment/earning capacity. 

    Another way of putting it is 'How can someone be good at their job when totally shit at everything else?' 

  • Maybe that's why they're crap at everything else - they've spent years focusing on whatever specialised stuff they need to know for their high paying job!

    I'm rubbish at chess. Understand the moves etc and have played it loads and really enjoy it, but everyone always beats me.

  • Just read this thread....I'm crap at everything on the first page image

    The only thing I can do, is drink coffee!

    So I'm not crap at being crap!! 

  • eat cabbage.

  • E mmyE mmy ✭✭✭

    I'm crap at saying "No" to things... but i'm trying really hard!

  • I can't see the image in magic eye pictures.

  • Neither can I Rickster!

    I'm crap at Songpop too. image

  • Singing - no karoke for me, unless wholesale amounts of alcohol are involved!

    RicF wrote (see)
    SuperCaz wrote (see)

    Are you talking about benefit frausters RicF?

    No I'm talking about people who have zero practical skills, no physical ability, appear to have limited knowledge of just anything you can think of but for some inexplicable reason only seem able to function effectively in an employment/earning capacity. 

    Another way of putting it is 'How can someone be good at their job when totally shit at everything else?' 

    You could say that about certain athletes, artists, musicians too ... they can be amazing at kicking a ball/playing guitar but would be fired on their first day if they were working in 'normal' jobs - they just have an obvious talent instead of a talent for administration or whatever.

  • i cant use a mouse on a computer the right way round.....ive tried and i just cant do it.......

  • Keeping in touch with someone I've been meaning to have a coffee with for 5 years but never quite got around to it...

  • Hello Corrie!image

    I'm manning the enquiries desk at Liverpool marathon if you're lurking?

    That is, if your ASBO allows you back into town?image

  • Mental arithmetic. I'd love a game o darts but not being able to subtract numbers,- there's no way image 

  • I can't say no, sometimes I put myself in bad situations because I can't tell someone to stop whatever they are doing because I don;t want to upset them or cause trouble.. 

    The other day I was shopping with my older sister and my neice and was feeling quite ill, despite me telling her she ontinued shopping, (as all women do) and I just couldn;t bring myself to telling her I really had to leave. She would say "Is it ok if I go to xxxxx?" and I would be like, "yeah ok, but I don't feel great". 

    Maybe it's me being soft or she was just inconsiderate, but I do it all the itme lol image

  • Jake - can I lend a thousand quid till the twelfth of never? image

  • Emmy_bug wrote (see)

    I'm crap at saying "No" to things... but i'm trying really hard!

    where have you been all my life?

  • Lol Liverbird, I would probably convince myself that it is in your best interest to decline your loan =D

  • Pretty crap at running.

    Pretty crap at concentrating on one thing and not letting my mind wander.

    Pretty crap at saving money.... I think I should stop

  • I'm sh!t at knuckling down to Marathon training!
  • I think that I have never mastered the art of kissing!

    I have always wondered about film scenes where girls go crazy . No girl has even volunteered to teach me. There are no bad teeth or bad breath problems. I just don't seem to have the magic.

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