Jim walks into the red room.. he is shocked when he opens the box on the table that is labelled in massive red letters 'DO NOT OPEN THIS BOX'.. inside was......
Not only surprised.. but annoyed.. that No More Nails had cost him £6.99 at B&Q.. so.. with a limp and holding his leg, he decided it was time to change his life... no more complaining.. this time he was going to become something special.....
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... a thread was in danger of dying.
... but it was saved...
...by a courageous superhero named...
ah but that would give the plot away...
Bert...
"yes mum"
I have an unnatural fixation about IPods
But nothing that a quick podcast download couldn't sort out.
Shouldn't you talk to Dad about this?
The names Bond JAMES bond!
I am a billionaire and will see you in the red room
Why does Pussy call you "Jim" does she think having money galore you can fix it about unnatural fixations?
Jim walks into the red room.. he is shocked when he opens the box on the table that is labelled in massive red letters 'DO NOT OPEN THIS BOX'.. inside was......
So Jim took out the wimple, what was this disguise for....
Don't know but it didn't fit anyway.
So they took his hook, replaced it with a plastic fork and put him on a Ryan Air flight to America and his date with destiny.
Unfortunately, the Home Office had forgotten his ESTA, so he was sent back to the UK.
...where he was given the freedom of the city of Sheffield, which gives him to right to graze his...
knees.
As he looked up, the dwarf like figure whispered Mo, it's Leia she is your sister
the piece of toast I left when the zorbs returned from ..................................
Where the face of christ had been found on an oak leaf carried in on the jelly isle cleaners imitation crocs.
Switch on the ipod and go for a full 17 mile marathon to prove he was a real runner
Not only surprised.. but annoyed.. that No More Nails had cost him £6.99 at B&Q.. so.. with a limp and holding his leg, he decided it was time to change his life... no more complaining.. this time he was going to become something special.....
His chosen future is.....