Runner's World novel.

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  • as a woman

  • ... or maybe, he thought, he could become a physicist and conduct experiments in a lab...   he did get  o level physics and still has his white lab coat from school...

    He pondered what his first experiment might be.....

     

  • ...then heard the Blue Peter theme and a somebody saying " this is one that was prepared earlier" his jaw dropped and there before him was......

  • ...came flying down and out jumped a lady shouting "Mr Grey get the whips and chains out!" whilst wearing a sombrero...

  • is culturally a major faux pas, the main charater of this story (whose name is unclear at this point) decided to eat the chocolate spaceship as he was at this time (luncheon) feeling rather pekish...

  • Jemima?

  • then Jemima realised she was over her suggested Stillman Formula bodyweight of 1kg for a 6footer and decided instead to have some salad.... 

  • The salad was the lettuce contained within 16 Big Macs...

    She pondered.....

     

     

  • ...should I have a gastric band fitted to prove that I am a real runner and a real woman despite being called "Bert" by SuperCaz

  • or should I put my inhibitions aside and go to the RW Christmas bash alone?

     

  • ...wearing full dress Pirate gear and my IPod at full blast just to show .....

  • And to add insult to injury, no place in the VLM.

  • but do have a permanent place in a secure institution because...

  • She'd been in the institution's ballot for 5 consecutive years. As she pondered these thoughts she heard footsteps behind her...

  • I am a Christian...  and also a lesbian...   

     

  • ... said someone...

     

  • .....called the Rev Pat from a USA bible show....

  • The Lord said to me...  give me $20 milion by the weekend and all your sins will be forgotten....

    So...  I got out my credit card...

    The card number is   4647 7685 9990 0123   and the CSV number is 138

    Suddenly something happened....

  • ---and his trousers were wet....

     

  • ....clouds parted and a deep voice said "shit only happens in Americay"... 

  • You just have, but what has this to do with the price of bread?

  • What running clothes should I wear for a race four weeks time in this unpredictable climate?

  • Which is a very strange question for a duck.

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