and what are your qualifications...

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  • Nuh huh, I saw Liverbird in a bookshop in Manchester!

  • Bit underwhelming that Bruce, sort of 11+
  • sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

    Nuh huh, I saw Liverbird in a bookshop in Manchester!

    Nahh .. that was Holgs

    Easy mistake to make  image

  • M...eldy wrote (see)
    sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

    Nuh huh, I saw Liverbird in a bookshop in Manchester!

    Nahh .. that was Holgs

    Easy mistake to make  image

    Bwah hah!!! image

  • I have been specially invited to a Speed Awareness Course this wednesday. So on Thursday I will be even more qualified to post than am I now.

  • Is that because you got convicted of speeding?

  • I think it must have been because I won the lottery.

  • I've got a basic life saving certificate.

    A couple of certificates for running, a few for swimming, and a couple for triathlons.

    I did a 10 week course in book keeping and got a certificate for that too

  • image Have I missed something? image

    Oh the only thing that qualifies me to post on here is I'm a runner. imageimage

  • That's an instant DQ cake !
  • i have several OWLS and NEWTS

  • PhilPub wrote (see)

    When I've got nothing better to do I'm gonna further my studies with an MA followed by a DPhil.  Then I can have a sign on the door reading:

    Dr Phil MA DPhil

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    LMAO! image You plonker!

    I have a bunch of O Grades and Highers - Scottish A level thingys but easier.

  • I have an NVQ level 3 in machine printing, and a clean driving license. I have also had my name at the top of the leaderboard in the pig and fiddle pub in Bath for drinking a yard of ale the fastest. image
  • I notice no one is owning up to having a Jim'll fix it badge.

  • Some CSE and O levels, some A levels, HND and Graduate Dips in computing, BSAC Sports Diver, First Aid at work certificate, some software testing qualifications and a BTEC first certificate in sport from those lovely guys that organise the Great Runs.
    Clean driving license thanks to a Driver Awareness Training course and a nice policeman letting me off with a ticking off after stopping me for going too fast with a car load of screaming family.

  • A degree in history and a certificate which says I've been up in a balloon image

  • I have access to the internet, a credit card and a printer. 

      Dr Ferret BEng MA MSc LLB FRCS etc etc

  • How annoying is it that you can't use the quote function on an iPad?

    You can pick em up but not put em down again.



    I once grabbed Holgs's bollocks at the same time as covering his eyes so he couldn't see who it was.



    This qualifies me to post on here because he guessed who it was without me saying a word. So I must have psychic powers to transmit my name image
  • M...eldy wrote (see)
    sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

    Nuh huh, I saw Liverbird in a bookshop in Manchester!

    Nahh .. that was Holgs

    Easy mistake to make  image

     

    LIVERBIRD wrote (see)
    How annoying is it that you can't use the quote function on an iPad?
    You can pick em up but not put em down again.

    I once grabbed Holgs's bollocks at the same time as covering his eyes so he couldn't see who it was.

    This qualifies me to post on here because he guessed who it was without me saying a word. So I must have psychic powers to transmit my name image

    No, just rough hands.

  • qualifications to post on here? The ability to read mostly bollocks and to repy with equal amounts of sh*te.

    Proper qualifications. Highest would be an MA, lowest would be the test certificate I got from the clinic after said encounter with Liverbird.

  • I'd just like to thank you all - the original and subsequent posters - on this thread for making me belly laugh after such a cack day in the office.

  • Ironholgs wrote (see)
    M...eldy wrote (see)
    sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

    Nuh huh, I saw Liverbird in a bookshop in Manchester!

    Nahh .. that was Holgs

    Easy mistake to make  image

     

    LIVERBIRD wrote (see)
    How annoying is it that you can't use the quote function on an iPad?
    You can pick em up but not put em down again.

    I once grabbed Holgs's bollocks at the same time as covering his eyes so he couldn't see who it was.

    This qualifies me to post on here because he guessed who it was without me saying a word. So I must have psychic powers to transmit my name image

    No, just rough hands.

    I've grown my nails Holgs. You'd better wear a box next time! image

  • Didn't you get the restraining order in the post?

  • I'll get Suzie to schedule you in for clinic
  • FerrousFerret wrote (see)

    I have access to the internet, a credit card and a printer. 

      Dr Ferret BEng MA MSc LLB FRCS etc etc

    If I'd known I could have got a BEng using credit I would.....oh hang on...that's what student loans were for, Took longer than a few minutes online thoughimage

    I have a few qualifications, I didn't hand my MPhil in, and I'm not an MA (Mincers Anonymous). Nothing remotely relevant to running. I also don't have any qualifications for looking after children, but find myself responsible for two of the beggars!

  • I ate 24 dinners in a hall for my professional qualification. No weeing or smoking (it was a while ago) until second grace said after pudding. The trick was to sit with the teetotal malaysian and singapore students and have all the wine and port to yourself, and then stumble out with your mates who had done the same thing. There were some exams in law involved at some stage, but there was no qualification without  those dinners. Suited me fine.

  • Tom.Tom. ✭✭✭
    I've got a Bsc(uit), after my sister had finished doctoring my degree certificate. Dad was a bit pissed off at that stunt as he valued that sort of thing.



    I used to be an ACA (Chartered accountancy thingy) but I let it lapse when I stopped paying the annual subs. I could have made it to FCA but wasn't prepared to lie about my Continuing Professional Education.



    I once had a fork lift truck drivers certificate and I've also got the RGT level 3 in electric guitar playing....now that's what I call a qualification.



    Joking aside, getting my ACA accountancy qualification in very difficult and pecunious circumstances was a really big deal and changed my life completely.
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