Foxy - are you there?

Snoop Dogg

Reply oh sweet young friend.

xx

[Deleted User]

I'm right here..... made it back just in time! Do you think anyone noticed?

Snoop Dogg

No chance - they're all pre-occupied with trying to arrange their Xmas meet-ups.

Did you put what I mentioned in your diary?

[Deleted User]

I'm really sorry to butt in and be a gooseberry, but before you two run away together I've found Jon - if you care, he was lurking on the 10,000 thread. I'm so disappointed in him. And its all been too much for me. I'm off to live in Wales with SimonF (yes we're all made up and happy ever after - there's been quite a turn around of events since we last saw you). Blue Knees may be joining us and Barkles hopefully will too. You will always be welcome.
Love ever
LDB

[Deleted User]

They don't love us any more Badge

Snoop Dogg

Thanks Badge, but two's company and all that.

I hope, however, you'll be very happy in your own commune down in the Valleys.

All the best Badge.

[Deleted User]

You damn dawg!
You look after my foxy now all you'll have all my big mother crusher brothers on to you.

[Deleted User]

Is that for the 22nd or the 29th Snoop, can't remember??????

Snoop Dogg

I will be worshiping her at her temple Badge.

Snoop Dogg

Both, dearest.

[Deleted User]

Someone get a hose!

[Deleted User]

Sorry, I'm outta here
Leave you two in peace
xx

[Deleted User]

Ok, Darling Dogg, got that down.... (but don't tell the others - they might want to come!!!!)

Snoop Dogg

I have love to spare, but would rather shower it all on you sweetest.

And we shall love our pups, and set a good example for them to live by.

Let us not be diverted by good intentioned Badge, but welcome her and her fellow commune friends into our house of love, so they may share in our happiness.

[Deleted User]

I think the 'House of Love' should be open for all to join in too..... but this is the 'love' thread!!!

ps do I need to bring anything special?

Snoop Dogg

...that delightful little number you wore at lunchtime.

[Deleted User]

I'm not a goodintentioned Badge
I'm a bad ass badge
Way too bad for you two cosy lovebirds to take on

[Deleted User]

I've got one similar but in red - will that do?

[Deleted User]

I know Badger can be a badd ass - wouldn't cross her!!!

Hello Badge, welcome to the 'House of Love' with your host Snoop Doggy Dogg!

Snoop Dogg

Of course you're welcome anytime Badge, but please bring your boyfriends one at a time.

I believe in monogamy y'know.

Snoop Dogg

Dearest, I'm sorry about the stains - hope it wasn't ruined!

Redhead

Snoopy really!

Mike will definitely need to vet you!

(sorry to butt in - I'm bored)

Snoop Dogg

Hi Susie - welcome aboard, please come and join in the fun - do you know the gang?

Snoop Dogg

Foxy/Badge - this is my pussy Susie.

Don Minquez

May I?

[Deleted User]

Sweety, I'm sure they'll come out in the wash but you must be more careful next time (especially with the red one!!!)

Welcome Susie, do you know what you're letting yourself in for on here? (maybe best if you don't.....)

[Deleted User]

Hello Susie
It is lovely to meet you at last. Are you one of Snoop's bitches too?

[Deleted User]

Of course she must be - dogs always chase the cats!

Redhead

Hi Foxy and Badge, are you sex slave maidens of this young gentleman? My husband has sold me on to buy himself a new guitar.

[Deleted User]

Susie
It's a bit more complicated than that.
Foxy and I have quite a few men on the go. Snoop is a little bit special though. Well I say that but he's not as special as Barkles, Jon, Blue Knees and SimonF.
Snoop hasn't really found out how to please me yet - think he prefers red pelted beasties.