To whom it may concern.
Having recently heard good things about big boobs on another thread, I decided to try a pair out. After just a very quick feel, I was shocked to discover that I was left with severe injuries, including a bleeding nose and a cup of lukewarm coffee in the face. Nevertheless, I persevered, this time copping multiple feels around the office. I have now been left with a badly damaged groin (my doctor says it will take two weeks before I can do number ones again), a broken jaw and a restraining order.
I am frankly appalled by this, and suggest that you think very carefully before doing the same.