If you were a biscuit...

What sort of biscuit would you be?

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  • Ginger nut. Though that's a bit obvious really.

    How about you?

  • Hob Nob... (For no good reason I can think of!)
  • +1 for the ginger nut - cause it's sweet with a bit of spice.

  • A Lincoln.... sweet and knobbly
  • are there any bitter old soggy ones?

  • +2 Ginger nuts all the way

  • RicFRicF ✭✭✭

    Went past a farm one day and there were film makers doing an advert. There were two guys standing there dressed as biscuits.

    Looked a scene of total embarrassment.

    That's being an actor. Hollywood it ain't.

  • ^^ still better than twilight

  • One of those Biscuits that has the word "NICE" embossed on the front. They are NICE. If everything had descriptions written on them life would be easier. That would be me, what you see is pretty much what you get.

  • Chocolate digestive

    I have a dark side............................image

  • Jaffa cake image

  • Shortbread - can be thick and crumbles easily!

    I'd rather be one of those posh Italian ones you have with a good coffee but I can't remember what they're called....

  • RicF wrote (see)

    Went past a farm one day and there were film makers doing an advert. There were two guys standing there dressed as biscuits.

    Looked a scene of total embarrassment.

    That's being an actor. Hollywood it ain't.

    i saw an actor friend of mine dressed as a Taco handing out flyers the other day. Out of respect for her dignity I crossed the road and pretended not to see her.

  • Millionaires Shortbread - in my dreams! image

  • RicF wrote (see)

    Went past a farm one day and there were film makers doing an advert. There were two guys standing there dressed as biscuits.

    Looked a scene of total embarrassment.

    That's being an actor. Hollywood it ain't.

    My brother's an actor. I've never known him play a biscuit...

    I think I'd be a Penguin image

  • Peter Everitt wrote (see)

    Shortbread - can be thick and crumbles easily!

    I'd rather be one of those posh Italian ones you have with a good coffee but I can't remember what they're called....

    Amaretto.

     

    I wouldn't be a biscuit I would be a Krispy Kreme custard doughnut - frosting on the top with hidden depths.

     

     

  • Soft and squidgy in the middle? image

  • If I were a biscuit (and just to be clear, i am not) I would be the sort of biscuit that does not dissolve immediately upon contact with the morning beverage, but stays coherent and entire despite being immersed in a maelstrom of instant coffee.

  • Screamapillar wrote (see)
    Peter Everitt wrote (see)

    Shortbread - can be thick and crumbles easily!

    I'd rather be one of those posh Italian ones you have with a good coffee but I can't remember what they're called....

    Amaretto. 

    Thanks for the prompt - but I remember now - Biscotti!

  • Wilkie wrote (see)

    Jaffa cake image

    Thats a cake not a biscuit image

    I think i'd be a jammy dodger at the minute for winning a place for the VLM form the club ballot!

  • Dean the Whippet wrote (see)
    Wilkie wrote (see)

    Jaffa cake image

    Thats a cake not a biscuit image

    I think i'd be a jammy dodger at the minute for winning a place for the VLM form the club ballot!

    Difficult - just because it says cake in the name doesn't mean it is, though.  Oatcakes are definitely not cakes.

    Jaffa cakes are a bit biscuity, but I'll grant you they are not crunchy (which a good buscuit should be).

    If I can't be a Jaffa cake, then shortbread.

  • i didn't say you couldn't be a jaffa cake, i was just being awkward image

  • Foxes Party Ring image

  • Screamapillar wrote (see)
    Peter Everitt wrote (see)

    Shortbread - can be thick and crumbles easily!

    I'd rather be one of those posh Italian ones you have with a good coffee but I can't remember what they're called....

    Amaretto.

     

    I wouldn't be a biscuit I would be a Krispy Kreme custard doughnut - frosting on the top with hidden depths.

     

     

    And nothing natural about you? Sorry, couldn't resist. That was mean of me.

    I was thinking jammy dodger but there is nothing jammy or dodgy about me. Maybe a rich tea because that is about as boring as it comes. I'd maybe like to think that I was an iced gem. full of artificial colours but bright anyway.

  • bos1 wrote (see)

    If I were a biscuit (and just to be clear, i am not) I would be the sort of biscuit that does not dissolve immediately upon contact with the morning beverage, but stays coherent and entire despite being immersed in a maelstrom of instant coffee.

     I think in tests the Bourbon came out top.

  • Jaffa Cakes must be cakes because the taxman says so



    http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/blog/068-jaffa-cakes/
  • sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

    Soft and squidgy in the middle? image

    That too image

    Peter Everitt wrote (see)
    Screamapillar wrote (see)
    Peter Everitt wrote (see)

    Shortbread - can be thick and crumbles easily!

    I'd rather be one of those posh Italian ones you have with a good coffee but I can't remember what they're called....

    Amaretto. 

    Thanks for the prompt - but I remember now - Biscotti!

    You're quite right - my bad image

     

    Oh I'm all natural Mouse - apart fom my fillingsimage

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