Tesco horse jokes.



  • Just been to tesco and bought bottle of Bacardi,a bottle of lambs and some burgers

    So that's white rum, navy rum and red rum
  • I just discovered that an anagram for hamburgers is... Shergar bum...

  • ok ENOUGH.

    you guys should really rein it in.

  • The jokes and comments and this thread are fine compared to my sisters Facebook page(which I refuse to comment on) I quote " It's the Muslims I feel for as they have also found traces of pork" What Muslims buys value Tesco burgers? Have they never heard of Halal? Apparently it's bad form to slag off your sisters friends on t'internet. Well face to facebook it is. So I'm slagging her off here.

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    My doctor told me today to watch what I eat, so I went out & bought tickets for the Grand National.

  • Sussex Runner that's been bugging me too along with comments about Jewish people annoyed about pork in the burgers, since when were Tesco Value burgers ever promoted as being Halal or Kosher?

    I'm surprised nobody has started on the "Only Fools and Horses" theme: -

    Stick a pony in your burger,

    Fetch the horse box for the van,

    'Cause if you want the best 'uns

    But you don't ask questions,

    Then Tescos is your man...

  • Had a Tescos burger yesterday...

    ...still got a bit between my teeth

  • I also had a Tesco value burger yesterday. It was nice, although a little firm in places.
  • PhilPubPhilPub ✭✭✭
    SR - you could really get your sister's mates' backs up by protesting against the cruelty of halal-produced meat, and the lack of compulsion to label food which contains halal meat. I'd rather eat pre-stunned horse than ritually slaughtered pig.
  • I'm not pro Halal Ray. Just pointing out that a Muslim wouldn't be eating Tesco value burgers. Just reeks of those old 70s (no apostrophe) comedians who were so ignorant of the people who were the butt of their jokes.
  • Someone in our local Tescos must have a sense of humour. My wife went in and bought my aniversary card but everytime the cashier tried to scan it it came up as horsemeat

  • I don't get it.
  • had a prawn sandwich from tesco the other day... it had a seahorse in it.

  • Richard III's remains were found in a Tesco car park. "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse" seems appropriate.

  • Jim Davidson would be proud of that one UFO
  • I'm not sure about Findus Lasagna, but their meatballs are the dog's bollocks.

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