Really need to know that

Was sent this tear off Runners World calendar from NZ.

Some of the tips are valid, but how about this one?

F**k my boots! who writes this crap?

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  • Lol.... Made me chuckle anyway!
  • Indeed. 

    I already sleep on my back and can snore with the best, but no wrinkles for me. However my wife always sleeps on her side and for her the silk pillowcase; dare I say it, has conw tpp lsye.

    Sorry, difficult to hit the right keys while looking over one's shoulder.

     

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    and the wrinkles slow down your running I assume by being wind resistantimage

  • If they've run out of tips by the 22nd of February, just imagine where it will have got to by November and December......

    November 23rd;
    "Wearing a hat with a stripe on it will make you run faster than a plain hat"

    December 17th:
    "In Triathlons, make sure the rear wheel of your bike is bigger than the front wheel; this way, you will always be riding downhill and so go quicker"

    December 31st:
    "Why the hell are you running anyway? It is a silly hobby. Buy a train set or something"

  • Thats where I'm going wrong Sub 3 hour on the way image

  • Rob Walker 12 wrote (see)

    If they've run out of tips by the 22nd of February, just imagine where it will have got to by November and December......

    November 23rd;
    "Wearing a hat with a stripe on it will make you run faster than a plain hat"

    December 17th:
    "In Triathlons, make sure the rear wheel of your bike is bigger than the front wheel; this way, you will always be riding downhill and so go quicker"

    December 31st:
    "Why the hell are you running anyway? It is a silly hobby. Buy a train set or something"

    I thought that myself.

    Scraping the bottom of the barrel already. What next?

    Actually I've got what came next right here.

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     Crikey! Where's Dave Falconer when you need him?

  • Rob Walker 12 wrote (see)

    "In Triathlons, make sure the rear wheel of your bike is bigger than the front wheel; this way, you will always be riding downhill and so go quicker"

    Vizworthy that one, I love the idea

  • Now I'm torn between watching the rugby and going to buy a silk pillowcase.

    Decisions, decisions...

  • "Wearing a hat with a stripe on it will make you run faster than a plain hat"

    No more fartleks for me, I'll just wear one of those go faster stripe hats...

    Please keep us updated on the tips I enjoy a good giggle, perhaps there should be one about having a good laugh every day?

  • I'll post them as they arrive. I've had glance through the calendar, there's a few strange tips in there. I saw lions mentioned in one.

  • "Lions improve their running performance by sleeping for 16 hours a day and eating nothing but freshly killed raw meat"

  • Today's instalment.

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     From the world where 'overpronation' is a disease.

  • Its really funny image

  • Some more guff

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     Caution!

    danger! 

    A bit like "beware, you never know when hunger will strike!"

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     From a lifetime of experience.

    Of hanging around in airport bookshops.

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