Toilet

See a bidet, right?

is it instead of wiping your bum, or as well as?

 

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  • I think it's as well as.  Get the big stuff off with paper, finish the job with soap and water.

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  • carterusmcarterusm ✭✭✭

    You could use it as a drinking fountain as well

  • Mr PuffyMr Puffy ✭✭✭

    I've never been sure which direction to face.

     

  • At drinking fountains, or bidets?

  • carterusmcarterusm ✭✭✭

    What if there is a drinking fountain next to a bidet Mr P ? How do you decide which way to face for using either.

  • Take pot luck?

  • i wonder if someone would let me try theirs. just to see.

    toilet paper is well expensive now. in our house we are rationed to two sheets per visit.

  • How do you monitor this rule Dude? 

  • A bidet probably works out more expensive (buying one, installing it, etc.).

    It would take a long time to recoup the cost of supermarket own-brand toilet paper.

    You could always use torn up sheets of newspaper, or old Yellow Pages image

  • Or Runners World?

    Although the pages might be a bit glossy and not very absorbent.

  • Demon Barber wrote (see)

    Or Runners World?

    Although the pages might be a bit glossy and not very absorbent.

    which is very handy when they put some of those fit ladies on the cover.

  • cheapo toilet paper is a false economy. it doesn't last/tears and you end up with ikea cake all over your hands.

  • Make sure always to poo at work

  • no way!

    too cold/awful bog roll.

  • Bidets are great for washing muddy feet in after a run.

  • My friend J from Spain burnt his balls in a bidet in a hotel.  He'd just flown in from Spain to take up a job in the UK and had to call his new employers to tell them he was in hospital with singed testicles and would be late taking up his new post.

  • Steal toilet paper from hotels/restaurants/etc. I did as a lowly, poverty stricken student Oimage
  • Cleaning your bum with toilet paper alone is a bit filthy really isn't it? You wouldn't clean your face with just a bit of paper, and (hopefully at least) your face doesn't even have poo on it to start with.

  • Yeah it is Rob.  I liked the methods used in South-East Asia - much cleaner.  Pot with a water scooper (mandi) or the spray things that take a while to get the hang of.

  • Well I suppose it would save you from having to do a handstand in the shower when you've got a sore bum.

  • Rob Walker 12 wrote (see)

    Cleaning your bum with toilet paper alone is a bit filthy really isn't it? You wouldn't clean your face with just a bit of paper, and (hopefully at least) your face doesn't even have poo on it to start with.

    do people without a bidet just have a bath/shower after every poo? i must know!

  • One of my friends who is a Muslim tells me that they use something called a lota (sometimes called a bodna) to clean themselves down below after a poo.

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  • Rob Walker 12 wrote (see)

    Cleaning your bum with toilet paper alone is a bit filthy really isn't it? You wouldn't clean your face with just a bit of paper, and (hopefully at least) your face doesn't even have poo on it to start with.

    That's what your pants are for, when you get all sweaty the bit's that didn't get cleaned up properly go soft and stick to your pants. Which is why you need to change your pants every week!

  • Can't I just keep turning them around like I usually do? Don't tell me you're one of those clean freaks with multiple pairs of pants?

  • Yep.

    If you have enough pairs and leave them long enough you can scrape them clean, what with some more sweat action, saves a fortune on water. 

  • Lå®Ð䮧€ wrote (see)

    Yep.

    If you have enough pairs and leave them long enough you can scrape them clean, what with some more sweat action, saves a fortune on water. 

    Also, by doing this you will never be short of cheese for your sandwiches. image

  • literatinliteratin ✭✭✭

    I think if you have a decent diet you shouldn't have smeary bits of poo all over your bum anyway. Or that's probably what Gillian McKeith would argue.

  • Rickster wrote (see)
    Lå®Ð䮧€ wrote (see)

    Yep.

    If you have enough pairs and leave them long enough you can scrape them clean, what with some more sweat action, saves a fortune on water. 

    Also, by doing this you will never be short of cheese for your sandwiches. image

    Brown cheese?

     

    ...you're disgusting! 

     

    ...wheres that moderator button..

  • Lå®Ð䮧€ wrote (see)
    Rickster wrote (see)
    Lå®Ð䮧€ wrote (see)

    Yep.

    If you have enough pairs and leave them long enough you can scrape them clean, what with some more sweat action, saves a fortune on water. 

    Also, by doing this you will never be short of cheese for your sandwiches. image

    Brown cheese?

     

    ...you're disgusting! 

     

    ...wheres that moderator button..

    I was referring to the front of a pair of pants, although Marmite cheese does sound good.

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