Google's talking shoes

MuttleyMuttley ✭✭✭

"Let's go." "You have made me a very proud shoe" image

I wonder what mine would say to me.

"I'm not going on your big flat feet, you lardy bald jug-eared tosser"


  • MuttleyMuttley ✭✭✭

    What's with the feckin' url linking on this forum?


  • stutyrstutyr ✭✭✭

    Don't think it would be very long until they were jail-broken, and the Tourettes update became the most popular download.

    Would be extra motivation if the shoes shouted obscenities at random passers by.  Think of it as fartlek training as you sprint away from the local yoofs!

  • MuttleyMuttley ✭✭✭

    Apparently the Nike + doodah has motivational phrases along the lines of "that's a pb, well done" and that kind of thing. I've never understood why people pay any attention to them.

    To be told "well done" by my mates, mum, or the blonde in the typing pool I've always had the hots for is one thing and sure, it would make me feel good. But by an iPod or a shoe?

  • ah well, it will make a change to my arse telling me I'm talking out of it.  again. image

  • I would soooooooooo spend my time finding a nerd to crack them! ha ha ha! The tourettes update would be amazing! Even better if no one knew image image

    "well done! you big fat.....

  • David Falconer 3 wrote (see)

    Google shoes, now Ive heard it all.


    my wife does it all the time.

  • just imagine the racket during a marathon! image

  • Nose NowtNose Nowt ✭✭✭
    David Falconer 3 wrote (see)

    Google shoes, now Ive heard it all.


    I used some on a training run on Sunday. I was trying to get home but they made me run via half-a-dozen sponsored shops and restaurants en route.  It was pretty tiring.

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