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and you lot know this is mosrt uunhappy
I spilled most of yesterdays Pasanda in my post-run shorts-clad lap and burned my left quad, much to the amusement off TT... and then looked like I've been sick in my lap...
ew.
i had brussel sprouts with me tea last night. and carrots with my lunch today.
prrp.
Brillo
I unleashed a moderately louid but deadly today on the tready
actually thought of you lot
i had my MP3 on, so pretended it was not me
it STUNK
lol
not one you could run away from then Benzoi?
I was in Starbucks the other day and they had this message on the wall:-
"Brew up something special for your friends"
No problem there then eh
Trumpresso?
Fartte?
Parpaccino Grande?
wahay!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could do with this one tonight
Just for cheering up poiposes-Iaint got wind or owt
Mined ewe. last week i had bean bake and baked beans the day after and it was most musical here
I've just had several pints of chuffing good ale and a curry.
Problem is, I already had bad wind.
I'm lethal now.
"I just clicked on this thread assuming it was about the recent weather....how wrong I was!!!!! lol"
Snap
Pffft!
hm, that pre race immodium i took yesterday is still working
Oh dear, I was so foul today that I even sought advice.
If you've ever lived near a farm you might be familiar with the aroma of silage ... take that and concentrate it about ten times and you're getting close ... It sorted itself out on the train back home, which was rather crowded ... I am fortunately very good at looking innocent.
Silage????????
I feel well sick now!
I think my fellow passengers did too.
Fortunately, I'm well used to the scent of my own farts!
No Muttley
i have had to leave the room to escape my own noxious gases at times
yes, they were THAT bad
pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!