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Fat Face -You could really hack them off by getting up and going for a jog round the office. You'll give your insides a good shake about and spread your aura more widely
porridge slowboy - are you soaking your oats enuff - or eating them raw from a bucket?
HH - To what end is that pipe in your hand used? the mind boggles...
It's use is two-fold.
If I drop my guts and want to keep it to myself I put the cupped end over my arse and inhale through the small end.
If I drop my guts and want to share it with the world I insert the small end at the source of the emission waft it from the cupped end.
I forgot to wash the small end one time...I've not forgotten since.
On another note, I ran down "Trumpers Way" the other day. Sadly my rear end chose not to rise to the occasion at the time.
I think there are some places in the Road Atlas of Britain that are Windy something. There is also that fantastically named village of Six Mile Bottom. It would be so cool if the neighbouring village was called something like Windy Pass......
There is also a place called Windrush in Gloucester. I've yet to see anywhere called Windy Bottom though.
I do run up a Windy Bank sometimes and it is part of the course for Liversedge Half marathon- is there a more appropriate race for flatulists in the country?- I should love to hear about it
I havent got the coffee satins out of my chuffin keyboard from last time!
are there lots of big noises there
There's a place called Horsey in Norfolk. In days gone by a drainage windmill operated there. It was a windpump. So, you can visit Horsey Windpump. Go on. You know you want to.
http://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/scripts/nthandbook.dll?ACTION=PROPERTY&PROPERTYID=53
I wonder if they do postcards.
Great thread........
There are several possible locations, please select one...
...my particular favourites being Windy Slack and Windy Hill Burn!
Windy Arbor, Knowsley
Windy Arbour, Staffordshire
Windy Arbour, Derbyshire
Windy Arbour, Warwickshire
Windy Bank, Lancashire
Windy Bank, Durham
Windy Brow, Cumbria
Windy Cleuch, Scottish Borders
Windy Clough, Lancashire
Windy Corner, Isle of Man
Windy Crag, Northumberland
Windy Cross, Devon
Windy Dod, South Lanarkshire
Windy Edge, Northumberland
Windy Edge, Scottish Borders
Windy Fields, Staffordshire
Windy Gap, Cumbria
Windy Geo, Shetland Islands
Windy Gyle, Northumberland
Windy Gyle, Scottish Borders
Windy Harbour, Lancashire
Windy Harbour, Staffordshire
Windy Hill, Rochdale
Windy Hill, Argyll and Bute
Windy Hill, Highland
Windy Hill, Pembrokeshire / Sir Benfro
Windy Hill, Renfrewshire
Windy Hill, Aberdeenshire
Windy Hill, Wrexham / Wrecsam
Windy Hill, Dumfries and Galloway
Windy Hill, East Ayrshire
Windy Hill, North Yorkshire
Windy Hill Ho, North Yorkshire
Windy Hills, Aberdeenshire
Windy House, Scottish Borders
Windy Knoll, Derbyshire
Windy Knoll, South Lanarkshire
Windy Knowe, Scottish Borders
Windy Law, Midlothian
Windy Law, Northumberland
Windy Law, East Lothian
Windy Law, Scottish Borders
Windy Mains, East Lothian
Windy Mill, Angus
Windy Mount, Doncaster
Windy Nook, Gateshead
Windy Oak, Telford and Wrekin
Windy Pike, North Yorkshire
Windy Pike, Lancashire
Windy Rig, Scottish Borders
Windy Scord, Shetland Islands
Windy Slack, Cumbria
Windy Slack, Scottish Borders
Windy Stacks, Shetland Islands
Windy Standard, East Ayrshire
Windy Standard, Dumfries and Galloway
Windy Walls, Northumberland
Windy Yet, East Ayrshire
Windy-yett, Falkirk
Windy-Yett, East Ayrshire
Windyates, Lancashire
Windycote, Staffordshire
Windydoors, Scottish Borders
Windyedge, Angus
Windyedge, South Lanarkshire
Windyedge, Aberdeenshire
Windyedge, Perth and Kinross
Windyedge, North Ayrshire
Windyedge, Fife
Windyfield, Aberdeenshire
Windyfold, Aberdeenshire
Windygate, Stirling
Windygates, Fife
Windygates, South Lanarkshire
Windygates, Staffordshire
Windyhall, Argyll and Bute
Windyharbour, Cheshire
Windyharbour, Staffordshire
Windyhaugh, Northumberland
Windyhaugh Ho, Buckinghamshire
Windyheads, Aberdeenshire
Windyheads Hill, Aberdeenshire
Windyheads Hill, Aberdeenshire
Windyhill, East Ayrshire
Windyhill, East Dunbartonshire
Windyhill, Renfrewshire
Windyhill, Dumfries and Galloway
Windyhill Burn, Dumfries and Galloway
Windyhill Dam, East Ayrshire
Windyhill Fm, Fife
Windyhill Rig, Dumfries and Galloway
Windyhills, Aberdeenshire
Windyhills, Angus
Windyhills, Aberdeenshire
Windyknowe, Dumfries and Galloway
Windyknowe, West Lothian
Windylaw Loch, Scottish Borders
Windylaws, Scottish Borders
Windyleys, Aberdeenshire
Windyraw, Aberdeenshire
Windyridge, Moray
Windyridge, Nottinghamshire
Windyridge, North Lanarkshire
Windyridge, Essex
Windyrigg, Falkirk
Windyrise, North Ayrshire
Windyshields, South Lanarkshire
Windywall, Orkney Islands
Windywalls, Orkney Islands
Windywalls, Scottish Borders
(hmmm... you've beat me before now...)
I must admit to having missed Windyhover. Must be off form. (It'd have to be a pump and a half to take you off the ground!)
But I do wonder whether Runners World may soon include write ups and ads for Windyshields - a lightweight titanium insert for one's shorts?