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Today is that fateful day that I have been joking about for years. Fearing, maybe.
Today is the day when males are no longer safe in this house.
Today is that day that all hormonal activity is unleashed.
Today, my baby turns 13.
Today I now share the same address with two teenage girls and a wife who has just reached the half century.
Today is the day when I get a garage, a shed, an allotment, take up marathon running, ironman, polar trekking or something. Or all of the above.
I may be some time.