First thoughts on waking

Is there anyone else out there getting as bad as me,

my first thought on waking is, "wonder whats on the forum today"

do I need help ! ! !

This place is just as addictive as running

Whats your thoughts ?

Gaz......
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  • Scotty4Scotty4 ✭✭✭
    Where's the Paracetamol ?

    Where am I ?

    How did I get here ?

    Please God...tell me I'm still dreaming.....aren't I ?
  • Why is Scotty lying next to me?

    Wheres the paracetamol?

    How did I get here?

    Please God... Tell me I...
  • Nice one Jon,
    its amazing what drink does, hic!
  • Scotty4Scotty4 ✭✭✭
    I'm going to get out of this sticky patch (oooer) by going straight down the Shakespeare for several pints of the black stuff.

    Don't wait up Jon... ;-)
  • OK... Tiger!
  • Mines a stellar if your getting them in!!!!!!!!
  • Is it Saturday yet?

    What do I have to do this morning?

    How many times can I snooze the alarm for?

    And if it's a Sunday... what date is it, do I have a race today eek????
  • Oh and as for thinking about the forums, well I usually wait until I'm in the shower.
  • Well... Its a pretty disgusting habit to be discussing on the forums!!
  • SORRY! It says WAKING!!! My mistake!
  • Jon, I've warned you, I'll tell your mum. Filthy child!!
  • Innocent mistake to make... My eyes aren't what they were! Must be getting old!
  • Dont apologise Jon you just made me howl with laughter ! ! ! ! !
  • Hey steady, now you're swearing!
  • Saying "old", band word.
  • Ok... Well... I've nearly finished for the day. See you kids next week! adios!
  • Got any vacancies there Jon?
  • See ya Jon have a nice weekend, ta ta.
  • Simon, there'll be a space at my desk this afternoon!! hohoho!

    gaz. and you matey!

    Caz. Do behave!
  • GavoGavo ✭✭✭
    1st thought on waking up - "Christ I've overslept again". Gonna have my 1st run this w/e since New Forest so my 1st thoughts on Monday morning would definitely be Cazzed.
  • Tim - I thought you'd given up ironing???

    My first thoughts tend to be 'please tell me it's not 3.30am and that actually the reason it is so quiet outside is that it's a weekend and no-one's going to work' Then I lie there wide awake until about 6.05 when I doze for 10 minutes before the alarm goes off at 6.15am. And that's without jetlag!

    Hope you are all well - I missed the forums madly while I've been away. Hope Windsor went really really well - I'll look for earlier threads when I've got a few hours to kill (aha, perhaps at 4am !!!)

    Happy weekends one and all....

  • First thoughts on waking? It depends...

    If it's my 1:30am wake-up, then it's usually "Oh God, it's only 1:30am. Better go to the loo".

    If it's my 2:50am wake-up, then it's usually "Oh God, it's only 2:50am. Better go to the loo again".

    If it's my 4:30am wake-up, then it's usually "Oh God, I've got to get up in a couple of hours. B*gger".

    If it's my 7:30am wake-up, then it's usually "Oh God, it's time to get up. What day is it?".

    If it's my 8:30am wake-up, then it's usually "Oh God, I've overslept again".

    Insomnia - there's nothing quite like it!
  • 1st thought depend on which bit of the body I'm talking about.
    Not wanting to be cazzed, it's ususally:

    Oh Christ It can't be that time already
    Followed by a scene that resembles that ad on the telly-
    " early man.. and it's not a pretty sight.
    How I can be transormed into this wonderful specimen so quickly is a mystery.

    I do admit, the forum comes into my brain failry quickly, not that I'm addicted doctor. I can control it.. could give it up at any time.
  • 1st thought depend on which bit of the body I'm talking about.
    Not wanting to be cazzed, it's ususally:

    Oh Christ It can't be that time already
    Followed by a scene that resembles that ad on the telly-
    " early man.. and it's not a pretty sight.
    How I can be transormed into this wonderful specimen so quickly is a mystery.

    I do admit, the forum comes into my brain fairly quickly, not that I'm addicted doctor. I can control it.. could give it up at any time.
  • barkles, Now I'm seeing double.
  • Being a teacher (I still don't believe it), he's making himself write it out 100 times.
  • My morning litany:
    "Oh s**t, it's a running morning...
    I'll enjoy it once I'm out there.....
    And as a treat, once I've taken Small to the station, I can get my honey and yoghourt and log on to the forum........."

    That is so-o-o-o sad!

    Is there any hope for me? I'm even thinking about getting a separate phone line because of the amount of time I spend on here!
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