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This is a beautiful thread and in particular I am loving Literatin's excellent and thorough report. Also nice to know specific details about penis shrinkage. Thank you Sam. That picture made me gag though.
anyone remember that thread some oddball posted a couple of years ago, basically saying the cops kept stopping him as people were reporting him for his excess jiggling?
Couldn't work out if he was some kind of flashing deviant, or was formed like some kind of elephant.
Yes! Enjoy
http://www.runnersworld.co.uk/forum/general-running/police-complaint-of-going-commando/193830.html
Anyone remember Not the Nine O'Clock news?
I like bouncing boing boing boing........
Oh dear God I want to scrub my eyeballs!
Thankfully I can't access twitter from here......
I think we may have oversimplified this to the larger gentlemen having the worst problem. I think it is more likely that a specific size and mass of appendage, somewhere between the very large and the average would jiggle the most.
It's all to do with resonance. Presumably if the frequency of your cadence matches the resonant frequency of your member, the jiggling will become more pronounced. I would have thought that the very largest or very smallest members are likely to have a resonant frequency outside the cadence of a typical long distance runner.
So, if you find you have excessive jiggle, try to increase or decrease your cadence outside the resonant frequency of the part in question. Alternatively, one could try to dampen the effect using a system of weights or straps.
I probably shouldn't be thinking this aloud but I'm wondering whether this thread had anything to do with me dreaming last night about Phillips Idowu switching to the pole vault. He was quite good for a novice, had just failed at 5 metres something but cleared his opening height.
It's not as weird as my dream Phil. I was Daniella Westbrook's stepmother (WTF!) and trying to get her to get help for her anorexia (which she doesn't suffer from).
Bloody bizarre. I blame the Manzanilla.