Its a sad, sad, sad, day

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Tut tut and newly married too


your a married spud, your a married spud, your a married spud !

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http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30500-12926289,00.html

so will this mean padded nickers instead of Bra's to achieve that J Lo look?

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okley dokley <tape measure in hand> how the feck do we measure our bum to ascertain whether we it is a perfick 70% of our hip measurement...sorry had large glass of Chablis at lunch so not thinking straight!

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No idea but I reckon if you've got a coupla good handfuls you're doing okay

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Well you can have bum implants now!

I'd rather have Kylies arse, J Lo's is bigger than mine.

PS I like Kylie and if I had her bum I'd have it on show

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Here here Rach! actually the majority of men that I know prefer the J-Lo/Beyonce bott to Kylies...very interesting!

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tried to put a petition on petition online....damn things in maintenance!

Dr Nic Twinks

No BBB, not jealous, have own bum which am more than happy with believe me!

I was "ha ha"ing at your response to the news...alright?

(Dr Nic rolls her eyes)

And yes, you can get bum implants and padded jeans now....!!

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and I'd rather have James Marsters than Oliver Martinez!

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I'd rather have Micheal Hutchence but he's brown bread...ah well!

fat buddha

<<<<<<...sccreeeeeeeeeeeecccccccchhhhhhhhh.........the Pepsi Perve sofa arrives and settles down to watch, listen and learn....over here chaps!.......>>>>>>>>>>

Dr Nic Twinks

Who's James Marsters? The one who was going out with her but couldn't keep his kecks on?

Wolfy - agreed, but dead is not a good feature in a fellow methinks!

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Initially i suppose he'd be good and stiff.

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Oooh Dr Nic has just roled her eyes at me....shove up fbf I need to sit down.

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LOL Doc and BB....least he wouldn't be able to roll over and go to sleep cos he'd already be asleep so to speak!!

I'm sick sorry!

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unfortunately right now he's good and decomposed which is a bit minging.

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Can I just say (totally not related to this thread) how much I HATE Darren Day, don't know why but do! Dickhead!

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sick, sick bunnies!

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With you on that one Wolfy

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With you on that one Wolfy

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oooh talking of stiffs that i'd have liked to see stiff...Kurt Cobain...phhhhoaar!

Dr Nic Twinks

*LOL* you sicko!!!!

*guffaw*

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LOL wolfy laughing very loudly

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James Dean?

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defo

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river phoenix

fat buddha

<<<<<...BBB..think we may need to get a few more tinnies in the way this is going.....carry on girls...>>>>>>>

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Darens very silly high pitched cockney accent in I'm a celebrity...yawn yawn yawn sounded just like the thick butchers assistant played by paul whitehouse in the Harry Enfield show

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river...oooh yes!

Elvis...pre-big feck off baguette bloater stage? Younger years!

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fbf don't need any tinnies, my liver is gonna take at least two more days to get my blood alcohol level down to a non pissed level after this week!