Hankie Pankie - Before a race

I not sure what is right or wrong.  I use to hear that Footballers and Boxers are kept away from their wives to

prevent them from any form of 'hanky panky'. It's to  prevent them from feeling tired/burn out on the big day.

I thought this might apply to Marathon Runner's.

Now I heard a wag boosting about her sexual activity with her Professional  Footballer spouse she claims he has more energy after sex  which helps him to play better football.

So I am confuse.comimage

So what is right or wrong?   I just little curiousimage.

I think a good night sleep  before a Marathon is great for you (if only I practice what I preach)image

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  • Dont mind a bit of Hankie

    ...............but none of that Pankie business

  • Does this apply to wankie, as well as hankie and pankie?

  • Pudge maybe its Wanky hankie under then bed ?

  • I've never had the opportunity to carry out a scientific experiment for you Karen.  Maybe one day.  I live in hope...

  • I've often hoped for a little ( modest eh ? ) relief during T2 to set me up for the run of an IM, but no lUCL ( yet ) 

  • I would have thought if you do it the night before and it helps you get a good nights sleep it's probably beneficial.

    But I understand it's frowned upon on the start line.

  • It's not the sex the night before that does the damage, it's wandering round town looking for it that wears you out 

  • well, I have played rugby for years (only started running in March) and we always said that a bit of hanky panky the morning of a game increases the endrophines in the body and therefore releases more energy!!

    I have NO scientific proof of this but I have tried with and without and I can say that I always seem to enjoy the game more (felt less tired too) with a bit of hanky panky in the morning!   

    Just saying.......

  • FiBear wrote (see)

    we always said that a bit of hanky panky the morning of a game increases the endrophines in the body and therefore releases more energy!!

    I have NO scientific proof of this but I have tried with and without and I can say that I always seem to enjoy the game more (felt less tired too) with a bit of hanky panky in the morning!     

    ah, the things you rugby lads get up to, eh? image

     

  • girls actually!!  image

  • aha, are the after effects of sex not different then?

    women feel more energised, men feel more sleepy?

    or is that just the immediate after effect?

  • fair point!!   I didn't think of that......maybe us girls are just lucky!!!

  • I think it's true what you've heard about footballers and boxers but I also think it's probably a load of cobblers and that it makes no difference at all - unless you're up all night doing it!

  • I would rather be shagging than running image Especially when the weather is bad...

  • i don't think it is necessarily about energy levels for boxers and footballers, more about focus and concentration without distractions.

  • I'd be much less inclined to want to punch someone in the face after making sweet love down by the fire (or anywhere else for that matter). It makes me sleepy and a great deal friendlier.


    Those of a squeamish disposition look away now.

    It all makes perfect evolutionary sense really. Little male mammals being sleepy and having spent their seed wander off for a nap and are less likely to challenge other males who rock up ready for some sloppy seconds with the now energised female. Meanwhile the sleepy post-coital mammal has hormones going around making him feel more attached to the female and less likely to eat the resulting babies.

  • That is quite the description Nicky......image

  • Make love not war?

  • There's always room for a little slap and tickle. I'd go for the morning, make it quite early, then go back and have a little kip, then when you get up, you're ready!

  • this isn't the place for a personals ad Karen.

  • He has a thing for coppers 

  • Pudge wrote (see)

    Does this apply to wankie, as well as hankie and pankie?

    image

    Karen Samuel wrote (see)

    imageI hear that The Police are really frisky with their partners they like to wear their Helmet when they make love in bed and they like to use their handcuffs and their truncheon to spice things up.  Do the Police still have truncheon or is it tear gas???

    Any Kent Police in the house? 


    Tasers?

    (and do you think that only applies to Kent Police?)

  • Karen Samuel wrote (see)

    imageI hear that The Police are really frisky with their partners they like to wear their Helmet when they make love in bed and they like to use their handcuffs and their truncheon to spice things up.  

     

    My OH is a policeman and he doesn't use his helmet or his truncheon (unless we are talking euphemistically here)! image

    As for handcuffs - real ones are too heavy to use in hanky panky - and yes, there is a reason why I know that image 

  • We should do some kind of study. We need a couple of hundred volunteers to meet at a parkun that has a lot of convenient bushes.

  • I forgot to address the original question!

    When my OH and I first got together, we were - how shall I put it? - at it like knives? all night before he had a 10k race.  He got a PB.

    In the race, too image

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