I think I've found out what DF3 is doing these days

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  • Good grief, it's uncanny... right down to comments from the Daily Mail.

     

  • Good find! image

  • mikasamikasa ✭✭✭

    image so funny..

  • MuttleyMuttley ✭✭✭

    But he's not the Messiah ...

  • JindaleeJindalee ✭✭✭
    ... but I'm not Australian
  • MuttleyMuttley ✭✭✭
    Muttley wrote (see)

    But he's not the Messiah ...

    Look, I've lined it up, will someone please just knock it in?

  • ,,,and you're not called Jindalee image

  • he's a very naughty boy!

  • JindaleeJindalee ✭✭✭
    yes I amimage

  • Okay - "he's a very naughty boy"

    Edit - damn my slow typing! Where can I get on a typing course?

  • MuttleyMuttley ✭✭✭

    Thank you XFR.

    Jeez, that was hard work image

  • Now leave that Welsh tart alone......

  • PhilPubPhilPub ✭✭✭

    "He has tailored his appearance to match conventional depictions of Christ"

    ...he hasn't even got a fucking beard, for Christ's sake!

  • MillsyMillsy ✭✭✭
    If he wants to go even further I'm sure there is a queue of people willing to nail him to a cross.
  • Millsy1977 wrote (see)
    If he wants to go even further I'm sure there is a queue of people willing to nail him to a cross.

    He'd only resurrect himself after a few days...

     

  • PhilPub wrote (see)

    "He has tailored his appearance to match conventional depictions of Christ"

    ...he hasn't even got a fucking beard, for Christ's sake!

    Well, he has got a bit of stubble. You could perhaps draw the comparison between this and DF3's abortive attempts at putting together a decent training schedule. I reckon he'll have a shave soon...

    Oh, and Jindalee - I didn't realise you were Carol Vorderman. image

    P.S. Keep us posted how DF3/JP is getting on from time to time. He went a bit (well, a lot maybe) too far at times, but livened the place up. Would be good to know if he does finally get his finger out and start training properly!

  • PhilPubPhilPub ✭✭✭

    Having cracked the 10 minute treadmill which is the Runner's World forum, I reckon he's moving on to the marathon of the Pentagon's security system.

    Be (not) very afraid (at all)!

  • JindaleeJindalee ✭✭✭
    BBB, well I am sure he will do the odd parkrun, maybe he will do another marathon (if I sign him up)image
  • I think they've got NORAD on the case now.

  • The people who track Santa? image

  • The  very same - imagine how good they are! image

  • It can't be that hard, it's not like he moves that fast image

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  • jelly beanjelly bean ✭✭✭

    Yeah but what if he is Jesus..........would Jesus come back as Jesus....I think I'd come back in disguise.

  • You have a point Jelly Bean.

    It also begs the question that if he made the supreme sacrifice and died to save us all, usefully creating a major world religion at the same time - what on earth has he come back for? Did he leave the gas on?

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