What Useful Information Have You Learnt

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  • everything about vaginal rejuvination, wife swapping, dogging, etc


    thank you Karen.

  • Everything you need to know about Bromley   image

  • How to avoid a massacre in my lady garden

  • SuperCaz wrote (see)

    How to avoid a massacre in my lady garden


  • MillsyMillsy ✭✭✭
    That I'm not good enough for Kent AC.
  • PhilPubPhilPub ✭✭✭
    Millsy1977 wrote (see)
    That I'm not good enough for Kent AC.

    We could always fast-track you on our 'roids programme, although it may affect your sexuality, and your shorts will shrink.  But then... how much do you really want it?

  • no, but he was before the roids.

  • MillsyMillsy ✭✭✭
    Sorry Phil, I will have to decline the offer. I'm going to follow the Tom Chinery training plan. He seems to know a lot more than you I'm afraid.

    Will the shorts make me go faster?
  • The forum changed my life. Literally image

  • Bum sex. Or was that from mumsnet? I forget.

  • Karen has haemorrhoids?  But there hasn't been a thread about it yet? Where is the viral information? How am I supposed to know how to cope?  What am I supposed to say?  Which of my favourite bum bunnies has had them too?  Can I catch them?  Does Karen have the answers?



  • literatinliteratin ✭✭✭

    Millsy, the shorts will make you go faster when teamed with a yellow vest.

  • PhilPubPhilPub ✭✭✭

    Karen - no, I'm still not gay.  That's the second time you've asked me.  (You truly are an enigma wrapped in a nutcase.)

    Millsy - They're red.  It's a no-brainer!

  • MillsyMillsy ✭✭✭
    Red! Oh no, that clashes with my hair!

    I suppose it all boils down to how much I want to succeed.
  • literatinliteratin ✭✭✭

    I have learnt what 'hench' means. And 'peng'. Also, er, 'mott'.

  • I still don't know what "hench" means image


    but I have learnt the months of the year in French image

  • Karen Samuel wrote (see)

    Phil Pub The Coachimage

    Not unless he has a certificate to prove it, otherwise SR will get antsy about it

  • I can't remember. Is it that google runs the mafia, or is it the other way round?


  • Not to take you lot too seriously.

  • Not to post when you've been on the sauce...image

  • Big_GBig_G ✭✭✭

    That certain race numbers can look like barcodes and hence be very confusing for someone.

  • MillsyMillsy ✭✭✭
    That a lot off people ain't no good at speling and grammer.
  • I think bars and pubs should supply mittens with every drink to smart phone owners. They would be called 'textmuffs'.


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