Pooping Problem

WHEN I last went jogging last time I ended up shiting myself, this is really awkward as I run with my boyfriend Ben. He finds it incredibly unattractive. And screamed HOLY SHIT WEAR A BUTT PLUG.

If anyone can help that'd be fantastic!

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  • Change your boy friend ? 

  • Good suggestion, Dave! image

  • Have you tried Amazon? They sell most things.

  • fat buddhafat buddha ✭✭✭

    you could also try Boots for a cure

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    but I hear that the shit can leak through the laceholes....

     

    BADOOM..tssshhhhhh...image

  • Pampers Active Fit ? 

  • Really, really, really tight compression shorts?

  • Doctor, Doctor  I've got the shits. When did you notice ? When I took my bike clips off 

  • Nice bit of trolling  - absolutely top class! image

  • Sorry cannot help, but, on the subject a friend of mine (a farmer) was out in the fields with the tractor when he was caught short, shall we say. He semi-discretely pulled his boiler suit down and squatted next to the tractor....

    Put the boiler suit back on and felt a warm feeling travelling slowly down his back....

    He had failed to think about where the top of the boiler suit was whilst pooping....

    That must have been a long drive back to the farmhouse.....image

     

     

     

  • Run in your bath. When you shit simply hose yourself down and continue.

  • Larz Anya wrote (see)

    WHEN I last went jogging last time I ended up shiting myself, this is really awkward as I run with my boyfriend Ben. He finds it incredibly unattractive. And screamed HOLY SHIT WEAR A BUTT PLUG.

    If anyone can help that'd be fantastic!

     

    An old wine cork makes a great alternative to a butt plug.

  • fat buddhafat buddha ✭✭✭
    SideBurn wrote (see)

    Sorry cannot help, but, on the subject a friend of mine (a farmer) was out in the fields with the tractor when he was caught short, shall we say. He semi-discretely pulled his boiler suit down and squatted next to the tractor....

    Put the boiler suit back on and felt a warm feeling travelling slowly down his back....

    He had failed to think about where the top of the boiler suit was whilst pooping....

    That must have been a long drive back to the farmhouse.....image

     

    I have heard of someone doing similar in a one piece ski suit with an integrated hood - you know exactly where it ended up don't you?.....image

  • LOL - someone came on here with the intention of shocking people - should have done their research!! a regular topic of discussion on here!!!

  • Grendel3 wrote (see)

    LOL - someone came on here with the intention of shocking people - should have done their research!! a regular topic of discussion on here!!!

    Either that or it is an actual plea for someone to lend her a butt plug. Perhaps Karen  can help image

  • I presumed it was a him?

  • Well, there is a boyfriend called Ben - of course it doesn't mean it's not a he but it did suggest to me it was more likely a she.

  • There were one dwarves knocking around in the clubhouse the other day, couldn't you jam one of them in ? 

  • SAP - I presumed it was what two boys get up to that was causing the problem - of course boys and girls get up to that too but they have more options so it does not tend to be such a problem.

  • What a sh*t O.P!

  • Not sure what help the OP was looking for ?

    As suggested previously, perhaps Karen could look into it for us all

  • Just so we know, I'm a bloke so we can't use 'Trap 1'.

  • Larz - what news from the 'frontline?' Any developments?

  • The problems almost cleared up

    But sometimes I just can't hold back..

    I've seen a doctor but it didn't help much.
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