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I see dead people.!
I could have been a contender, instead of a bum..which is what I am!
I don't think we're in Kansas any more Toto
"FIN" - Jaws
I don't cry, I work out.
Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape
when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit
"You work on commission, right? Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now!"
Don't you just love the smell of napalm in the morning?
Nobody puts Baby in the corner!
Get To The Choppa!
Also from the 'I love the smell of napalm in the morning...' bit...
'Someday this war's gonna end...' (looks sad)
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
Four weddings and a funeral...
"Fuck it, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck, bugger."
Least offensive swearing I've ever heard.
Charlie don't surf!
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
In moments of quiet I feel strangely drawn toward you... but there haven't been any quiet moments.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Why are you holding my hand?Where's your other hand?Between two pillows...Those aren't pillows!
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
You mess with me, you mess with my family..
Ah, Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence!
These aren't the droids you're looking for
Guns are for show, Knives are for pro's
Thats not a knife....
THATS a knife!
Does he look like a bitch?
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
You tell 'em I'm coming And Hell's coming with me, you hear? Hell's coming with me
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.