Great lines from films



  • RicFRicF ✭✭✭



  • MuttleyMuttley ✭✭✭

    My advice to you, young man, is to start drinking heavily.

  • HappychapHappychap ✭✭✭

    Lilytoo, your first quote always makes me cry. Even though I know it's coming. 

  • Goering: I am here to help. Anything you need? Koehn? Falkerk?

    Falkerk: Give me a squadron of Spitfires.

  • DachsDachs ✭✭✭

    I hate to see a woman bleed from the face, it reminds me of country and  western music, which I cannot abide.

  • Happychap  -  I was getting tearful as I typed it and I've got goose pimples now...... an alternative would have been Frank running and something like

    'get out of my way.......MOVE!....... (pant pant).......  (whistle blows)    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......' 

    wrecked for the morning now

  • Staggering thing is, we know the film from one line... shows we waste a lot of our lives watching films, I guess!

  • "No" spoken by Marcel Marceau. The only word in Silent movie.

  • Gertie wrote (see)
    Sussex Runner (NLR) wrote (see)

    That sounds so gay coming form you Tom image


    Is that from Top Gun??

    Probably wouldn't have been out of place in Top Gun, but it's from Scum.



    (I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus')


    Life of Brian

  • He has a wife you know...........

  • MadbeeMadbee ✭✭✭

    We want... a shrubbery!!

  • "what country you from?"


    "what ain't no country I've ever heard of. Do they speak English in What?"


    "English motherfucker,do you speak it?"


    "say what again motherfucker, I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more goddam time"

  • Madbee wrote (see)

    We want... a shrubbery!!


    Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!

  • Congratulations on being only the second person to quote that one Sarahimage

  • I am nothing if not original image

    Manure! I hate manure!

  • djwolfdjwolf ✭✭✭

    A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.


    Lilytoo wrote (see)

    He has a wife you know...........


    Incontinentia...Incontinentia Buttox..!



  • " Ever had your S**t pushed in?"

    Training day image

  • It's hot man....damned and wet....that's nice when you're with a lady, but it ain't no good when you're in the jungle!

  • and

    If it gets any hotter I'm gonna do me a bit of crotch-pot cooking!

  • Batty: Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?  That's what it is to be a slave.

  • RicFRicF ✭✭✭

    "His chances of winning this one are between slim and zero, and slim has just left town!"

  • JT141JT141 ✭✭✭
    As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops.
  • JT141JT141 ✭✭✭
    Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press.
  • WombleWomble ✭✭✭

    A bit?

  • JT141JT141 ✭✭✭
    ...from "Best In Show".
  • Worth waiting for.
  • W-w WATCH that corkscrew!!! 

  • MuttleyMuttley ✭✭✭

    Nice beaver.

    Thank you. I've just had it stuffed.

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