Alan John Miller thinks he is Jesus Christ


  • The man gives you the 'willies'!

    You mean he has more than one?

    No wonder he thinks he's Jesus Christ.

  • He's not Jesus. He's just a naughty boyimage

  • Who the fuck is jesus christ?!

  • This time round Jesus could be an Australian - he appears in eggs and toast and trees and all sorts of other things so why not in Australia?

  • He can't be the messiah. Because I am.

  • No you're just a very naughty boy 

  • Everybody knows that Graham Chapman is Jesus and that Alanis Morrisette is God.

  • Besides, if Nicky Gumbel can attract hoards of devoted followers, why can't some Aussie attention whore?

  • I thought God was just a stranger on a bus trying to make his way home.

  • According to the Stone Roses "I am the ressurection..."


  • listen to the man.

    don't all rush to crucify him.

  • I bet he loves 'being jesus'

    over $100,000 in donations, plus a house that was quite nicely built for him image

  • Ja5on - give me all your money and I promise you'll be resurrected three days after you die. Honest. Cast iron guarantee.

  • Ah but he has long hair and a beard of sorts image Didnt see if he was wearing sandals though

  • Vicar, surely you have the inside scoop on this?

  • Bionic Ironwolf wrote (see)

    He's too white to be Jesus.

    Au contraire.  Jesus was a scouser.

     Come to think of it, I guess most Western images of Jesus are far too white. You can probably blame renaissance painters for that. God made man in His own image, and all that...

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