I was most surprised to discover the following instructions with my new shiny watch:
1 DON'T expect a place just because you've bequeathed your cheque, sucker
2 DON'T expect to get in if you bequeath your cheque again next year
3 DON'T bequeath next year, then at least you'll know sooner whether you're in or not
4 DO enter Stratford instead; at least you'll get a clear run
Did anyone get any similar instructions?