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... and how did you explain the injuries to the nurse?
(thank you, Im here all week!)
na.he hasn't got a pair to roast
As a kid I witnessed some older lads throw a butane gas cylinder on to an open fire made up of giant elms with Dutch Elm disease (1973).
Subsquently all emergency services arrived.