Perivale 5: Place required URGENTLY!

Hello. This isn't for me, it's for a young man with the potential to represent his country. After a promising debut at Ealing half, Samir was gonner attract the attention of the Team GB talent scouts who will definitely be at the Perivale 5 on Sunday by winning the race in a record-breaking time, including a 12-min first lap, and in a specially-designed costume! However, doubtless distracted by fireworks, he forgot to enter and now the race is full. image

But all is not lost! Fiona will sort out a transfer if anyone is unable to run. So if you have entered the race but can't run it, this is YOUR chance to help make sporting history and make a young man's dreams of glory come true. Don't message me, just get in touch directly with Samir.

Comments

  • Samir has set his sights on a Park Run now. I think, anyways Im sure he'll run a race this year.

  • So just another in the long line of bullshitt**s on here claiming to be able to do this and that then? Put up or shut up I say.

  • You lot are all so cynical. You probably even think he failed to enter on purpose.

  • We also may need to chip in for a bus fare, because Samir struggles to travel more than 800m from his front door.

  • Dachs wrote (see)

    We also may need to chip in for a bus fare, because Samir struggles to travel more than 800m from his front door.

    Which makes me wonder how he's ever going to manage a marathon. That's 26 whole miles without the benefit of public transport, there'll have to be search party on standby...

  • perhaps we should make sure the marathon starts and ends near a tube stop just in case?

  • In fact, just to be on the safe side, it had better be the same tube station so we're probably looking at quite a few circuits.

  • Didnt some Clown use the tubes a few years ago in London?image

    Ahhhh I see the connection ....image DeJaVue

  • I remember Dejar Vue. The cheating French git

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