Looking for love?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25410883

 

But how about the type of thing that will get you noticed?

I reckon "I like open-air sex and am heavily into bondage" would work.

You probably wouldn't get responses from the right sort of people but you'd definitely get responses! image

 

Any other suggestions?

Comments

  • no need for online dating when you can simply stalk female members on runhub and get to know they're regular route and time and be led straight to their home address.

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    Hahaha! image

     

    skotty wrote (see)

    no need for online dating when you can simply stalk female members on runhub and get to know they're regular route and time and be led straight to their home address.

    You make a very good point Skotty...

    Tell you what though, Ben apparently runs very close to where I work. I might track him down and hold him hostage next time the forum f*cks up...

  • It is also a good thing not to say on a dating website...

  • It's not about getting noticed it's about finding that one person who is your soul mate. Trying to get noticed just sounds like desperation. Not that I have any experience in dating agencies. 

  • Ha ha, you've obviously not had any experience, lots of people are just out for a shag image

  • Hmm, I reckon 'I love turning up at running events and trying to work out which women are running commando...' might swing it (see many many discussions, passim).

  • Just cut to the chase and say you're on the sex offenders register.

  • It would definitely get you noticed - it wouldn't get you a date though image

  • I'm a 37 year old woman.  I desperately want a baby.

    That should get me lots of replies.

    Or not.

  • That's the M5 southbound clogged with desperate men heading Mouse-wards
  • There's already no parking space left in my street.  It's a winner that one, I can tell you.

  • Yep, definite winner.

    As would be a statement to the effect of: "OMG! I just wuv, wuv, wuv fluffy bunny wabbits..!" 

  • The only online dating site I've been on is RW. I think not talking about running works quite wellimage

  • Lmao, have you not heard of fetlife?  I'm told this is the place for all sorts of bondage and fetish lovers!

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