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I had a little party inside every time I crossed a timing mat thinking about the e-supporters willing me on.
Thank you all
M.ajor Disaster
The Pebble award (bike split greater than run split): Orange Cannon and cougie (equal honours)
Swim Like a Brick award: Rafi
Lost in Transition: Bob's Your Father (24 mins combined T1 and T2)
Smiliest Pirate: Hollywood
Grumpiest Pirate: GOM
Best Supporter: The Hope Family
Best Junior Supporter: Ella, Felix, Burt (3 way tie)
Better Luck Next Time: Podds
Firework Finish award: Trogs
Back From the Dead award: Symes
Papparrazzi Extraordinaire: Shiraz
Sandbagger award: Garr's Mate Nige
Quote of the trip: (awarded to Happychap for eliciting the following comment) "You must be Pirates, you're the only normal looking people here".
The mentor vs mentee competition was extremely close. Scuba's mentor finished 1hr 36mins ahead of him, but Nurse Ratched pipped him to the post, finishing only 1hr 32mins behind her mentor.
The mince off was a closely fought between 7 competitors: Ferret, cougie, Garr, Bobby, Symes, Raf and Scuba. The judges decided the final was to be contested between Ferret and Rafi. The outstanding winner by a considerable margin was Gladys, but in his absence it was awarded to Rafi who raised the standard by some way with his hip drop.
Thank you so much everyone, I had a really fun time, I hope you all enjoyed yourselves.
Good luck for Kona next year Flyaway! Fantastic achievement.
Thanks again Pirates, especially the Youth Hostel massive!
Kona is this year - October 10th! Thank you!
Good luck in October!
Well done everyone
Bob definitely post your race report. It's always great to get another perspective on the race and they're fun to re read later
Background
I've spent a few years doing harder hillier IMs so when the ship was sailing to Austria, I thought yay, time to get a sub 5 bike time. It's a fast flat course, my previous best was 5:07 so game on.....
Then I decided to sabotage things by entering a stupid bike race across Europe. the planned 2 week roadtrip was converted into 2 weeks of training. The last 6 months have seen me riding lots, but back to back 250k rides at a weekend end up with you riding at a steady pace. Bike endurance is therefore fine, the problem was a lack of power and speed.
Moving jobs at work in February added to the training woes. To many missed lunchtime and evening sessions, resulted in an average of 2 swims a month (if I was lucky), 1 * 30min 5k run a week, and dropping a couple of weight sessions a week. Oh dear
I decided to bring my bike to Austria that I'll be using for the tcr... A steel salsa roadbike with disk brakes and a dynamo hub. bike build
The planned 300k rides the week before the IM did not happen, but I got out for 80k, 170k, then a hilly 130k on the Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. So a 2 day taper was the plan.
Austria, and the far side of the bike course is lovely.
Outlook
Survival?
Swim I just wanted to get around as easily as possible saving as much energy as possible previous IM pb 1:06. Target 1:20-1:30
Bike. rode the wrong course on Tuesday, the correct on on Wednesday. Felt a little lethargic up the hills, but ok on the flats. No top end
Whoever said the bike course was flat lied. It rolls a lot. There are some nice very fast gentle downhills, but there are also plenty of little hills or rises all the way along. These are great if you have plenty of power to surge over them, but become a problem when you are tired, or down on power
Previous IM Pb 5:07, target - under 6 was the target, but with the aim of going steady so I can do a couple of long rides next week.
Run. Fuck. Anything under 6hrs, but doing no damage to my knee was the priority
Avoiding walking the whole thing as Barcelona hurt a lot and I said I would never walk another whole IM marathon
Previous IM pb 3:40 something
pb following knee issues 4:45
Last IM - walking Barcelona for 6:50 odd.
Target 5:30-6:00
I mentioned sub 13 something would be good
1 day before. Could not find a traditional pre iron steak so ended up with campsite schnitzel instead, with probably a beer too many with raf and scuba
Ironman Day
Sherper'd for the missus. She was not too positive, having missed way too much bike training, but I got a ham and cheese roll down her for breakfast, up to transition to put stuff on the bikes, (gels and ham and cheese sandwiches) and then back to the tent for more tea and collecting the wettie
Chaos in the strandband with soo many spectators. Did a warmup then hung around for 20 mins, said goodbye to shuffles, and off I went
Had a new wet suite but it was fine. The matching goggles were not, so after them leaking for the first 5mins, I stopped and spent a minute adjusting the strap. The wave continued off ahead of me.
Started easy and just carried on. Nice and calm swim, around the turn (yay! I'm still swimming, along the horizontal bit, then back home, into the sun, and no idea where the hell I am going. Everyone goes right towards the shore, a few hug the boyes, I stay in the middle totally on my own, and eventually see the entrance to the canal. It then gets frisky as I pass slower swimmers, and faster swimmers come through. I get a bash, I deliberately swim over the legs of a faster guy who cuts me up, etc etc. Then out I go
Actual 1:08. Wtf. either it's short,the new wetsuits has fins, or it was short. Or I don't need to swim train.
T1
Usual now for me that I'm not in a hurry, total change, lots of chamois creme, bike top on.
Felt sorry for the T1 helpers as they were all students and have probably been scarred for life blithe sight of so many naked old men
Plan was to ride steady, so hr of 170 after 200m was a little unexpected.
Hr stuck at 155 despite trying to go easy, but it's a race, I like chasing people on full tt bikes, rear disks etc, and grinning as they see what I'm riding. However, way too many went by. It's a fast course and lots of fast
Riders here
So ate some sandwiches, up the odd hill slowly then overtook all those that passed me on the way down.
Not too much blatant drafting, I was quite surprised
Met flyaway as she passed me at about 75k. Stayed with her for a bit, as she called me fat as I overtook her on the downhills. Started the second lap and letterbox, she was killing me
Round again, and finally started feeling strong on the last 20k as I started to put some sustained steady efforts in
Actual 5:29. Sort of happy considering the bike, and condition I was in etc.... A bit passed off at how flyaway put me to the sword.
T2. Another total change, run shorts on, Monaco and new socks. Lots of vaseline applied
Run.
In the IMs I have done since my knee went kaboom, I found I could blag a half marathon, and then it got hard. However my run fitness is now a distant memory. I blagged 3k, then it got hard.
The plan was for a 400m run, then a 100m walk - let's just keep walking as long as possible before I have to walk.
Started at 6:14ks (too Fast) and ended up with 8:40s as the wheels fell off on the last 10k. Ended up with emergency 250m run walks as i just could not run any further. It was hard
Despite that I yelled at everyone I bumped into, clapping our support, shouting go Pirate!
And I still came second in the grumpiest Pirate award - bastards. However, that's 2 years in a row..? FUCK
Saw the missus as I went to start my last 4.5k put and back, and she to do the 7k out and back. yay she made it off the bike. And she looked good
Saw her again as I headed into the finnish.... She had run 5k more than me in the same time.... That's how slow I had got. However she was looking a little shit now
So left at the lake and into the finnish
Overtook this guy who had been walking the whole run, then heard someone behind me so on came the sprint from somewhere...
His finish photo will be crap
Actual run 5:14. Quite surprised by that -it felt a lot slower than that
Total 12:08. Very surprised
So off for goulash, bumping into Hollywood, then a level of support duty interspersed with going back to the tent for showers, changing kit as insects ate me and buying advanced pizza for the missus.
Got too many free beers from the food tent, saw the missus off on her last lap then off to the finnish with more free beer. Found Swiss Bobby then just Oxy. had a fun time, then in roles the missus looking good for a 16:34. Yay
Back to Sherper duties, and more beer.
Saw trogs in and helped Sherper her too forbade but until relieved , and ate sausages as there was no more food left.
Home for cold pizza
Job done
Next day. Pirate party, but hit the awards banquet. Saw flyaway for her 10 seconds of fame, then promptly left as the banquet left something to be desired. More food then home for more sleep
I hate phone auto complete
wesome live feed on here
Swim: set off last in my wave and I was petrified....had a "moment" then I had a brainwave and decided to swim with my eyes closed and I was off! Mentally I was in the pool so no fear at all and I just opened my eyes occasionally to sight. Ended up enjoying it.
Bike: I had my trainers and my cleats in my T1 bag so I made a split second decision to go in my trainers.....by golly it was hard work. Serves me right. It was a very lonely 2nd lap and I ended up walking up the big hills. I spent 13 mins of the 8hrs 10 at food stations/toilets etc
..should have tried harder really.
Run: started trotting but very tired. At the half way stage I found a new pal and so we walked and talked and staggered a bit. Thoroughly enjoyed the run, great support. Was a bit miffed that I couldn't reach the bell in the town.
After I said "never again" but I'm already thinking about next year
Flyaway - fantastic time congratulations....the girl who won your age group was my neighbour on the camp site and she told me on the Saturday that she was hoping to do 9.45 and win her age group and she said she wouldn't go to Kona as she's already been
so I knew you'd be be guaranteed a place. I should have told you beforehand... 
Best report ever MM
Love reading these... more!!! OC loving the auto completes
Amused that OC's phone associates me with postboxes - It obviously knows me well!
Race report when I get home next week. Am still glowing.
On the subject of which, as if my comedy race day sunburn wasn't bad enough, today I managed to get burned while lying under a parasol in the shade. I bloody give up with this sunshine malarky.
It's a tad long and slightly indulgent but if you wish to read the race report, it's here... https://trilady.wordpress.com/2015/07/02/ironman-austria-2015-a-race-report/
Feeling your pain Nursey, hope it all clears up soon
Happychap - it's an ace report! and yes...I was one of those walking up the hill!! well done
that is a fantastic report HC, I can recomend Lanza
Great report HappyChap....
If you can't make Mallorca, come join us in Lanza!!!!
Great report HC (you caught me on the bike just before the end) well done. Vichey for me and the fam I think next year.
Lanza is certainly a consideration
I'm thinking of doing Challenge Venice - flat bike
Fabulous report HC
Clipless paddles!