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Seems that German prosecutors are happy to accept £60M from Bernie Ecclestone to drop the charges on; wait for it, bribery.
Get in there.
That's one more good reason not to watch F1. Not that I needed one.
He's still claiming his innocence but is willing to pay SIXTY MILLION POUNDS to make it all go away.
Legend. Makes Berlusconi look like an amateur.
'Whassat? 10 years for Bribery. Ok how about I pay you a fuckload of cash, and you piss off? Lahverly.'
Did you hear his solicitor last night? He said something along the lines of it being difficult for an 83 year-old man to stand trial in a foreign country for charges he didn't understand.
Obviously his lack of experience of international financial negotiations must have years really holding him back over the past 40 years.
Apparently we've also let him off all his back taxes too, so it must be really shit being Bernie Ecclestone. Cunt.
Go on. Tell me he's not; http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/motorsport/formulaone/10791537/Bernie-Ecclestone-accused-of-biggest-ever-personal-tax-dodge.html
But I wonder which public official at the HMRC he bribed?