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Why anyone would want to put their d*ck in a toaster? 
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i cant see the toaster bit
You need to scroll down to the bit with the bullet points.
There has to be a good explaination why little chap was stuck in a toaster?
That has got to sting....................
He thought it might stop him getting frostbite when he then stuck it in his wife ?
Perhaps it was on the 'bagel' setting.
vacuum cleaner I can understand... but toasters
maybe it was one of these
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2713140/Forget-jam-marmalade-not-enjoy-FACE-toast-45-novelty-toaster-burns-selfies-morning-slice.html
Was it one of these alluring looking toasters?
Anyway, if there is a hole or a slot, a man somewhere will one day find a way of putting his penis in it. It is one of the immutable laws of human life.
F**k that s**t; check this out....
http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/2172612/Toothy-raccoon-bit-off-mans-penis.html
I could not find the toaster article but found this instead!
Basically; don't f**k with a raccoon! Literally don't!
I love raccoons! Er - not in that way though...
With the vacuum cleaners. Well if you give the machine a name (Henrietta) and the ability to suck. What do expect? But my dick is a one off. No need to Dualit
reminds me of the big bang episode with the robot arm
Maybe he calls it Madonna and he was making a pop tart?
I once made the mistake of going to the loo after having applied Deep Heat without washing my hands after. The resulting sensation felt very much like I had inserted it into a toaster, and it wasn't pleasant.
Yeah, put it next to the toothpaste. Much safer.
Similar for going to the loo after chopping chillies