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1. That Concorde no longer flies.
2. That "Vienna" was kept off the top of the charts by "Shaddupa Your Face."
Any others?
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I once went to an interview at the 'Ministry of Defense'.
I was asked 'would I be prepared to run a set of red traffic lights, at full speed, with no flashing lights or sirens?'. I weighed up the odds and said no.
Wrong answer!
'But what if the passenger was important?' I said 'how important? the odds of not hitting another vehicle or being hit are 3 out of 4 against, so if the passenger was important, you're running an even higher risk.... 'let me stop you there...'
Wrong answer. The guy didn't like my analysis.
After another load of crap where I gave intelligent answers, the guy eventually said that what he wanted was someone who wanted to be a soldier, was a soldier, and a good one.
I said then what he was after was someone who couldn't think for himself but only follow orders without question.
Wrong answer.
I still think I was right about those traffic lights.
🙂
4. That the Tories got in.
(Soz scream.....had to)
Ric, you'd have got into MiB
That people actually thought Oasis were a great rock band.
6. That I could get race results in any other way than leaving a SAE or paying an extra 50p when entering said race
Sorry for bringing running into the conversation
That I might be able to browse the forum without ads up ad down the sides of the screen.
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!! Just checked the website and it's true ... the Vulcan howl is no more
I still can't believe it's not butter.
I know, terrible news! There will be plenty of chances though this year, Bournemouth could be good. It was one of the most thrilling ways of polluting the atmosphere!
Sweatshop - We know running...
...or should that be We know Karrimor?
That anyone could find Miranda Hart remotely funny.
That my prize winning (what? Of course they are) geraniums that I have been cultivating all winter and just potted outside this afternoon are now being SPLASHED by the couple upstairs who are cleaning their balcony and the dirty water is spraying down.
i'm gonna key their car.
For thone who remember The Goons, why on earth did anybody think they were funny?
That i,ve started running !!!!!!
Ditto Little & Large.
That footballers think (and presumably their wives / girlfriends / boyfriends etc. also think) that those haircuts like a half mown hayfield look good.
that i ran into a litterbin on a lampost whilst running in the rain this morning.....it was so miserable i had my head down for a change
That aeroplanes can stay in the sky - I mean, they are tons and tons of metal, right?
That the electronic book thingy that Captain Janeway in Star Trek Voyager was always reading is now a reality.
That I'm classed as a grown up...............
nessie..........i am with you on the planes thing...my youngest has tried to explain i a few times to me.....but i sill thin it must be some kind of black magic
Concorde was brilliant. Every day at 6:45 pm it used to drown out my wife watching Hollyoaks.
Seren - I did physics at school. I know the theory. But it just shouldn't........
That they'd stop producing:
Blimey, never heard of either of those.
A baby comes out of there???!!!
Not always....