TOUGH GUYS 2005

Barkles

gulp

what have I done?

Jj

((((((((Barkles))))))))))


It's this place.
You just get sucked in and then you find your name on a list, and before you know where you are...





you're muddy.

[Deleted User]

Barkles - it'll be GREAT!! We can EEEEK!! and Wibble together!!

Barkles

cool!

cant wait to wibble wiv ya, Deer!

[Deleted User]

Actually just stick your nose round the corner and you're roped in whether you like it or not!

cougie

Oi! Mr Barkles ! You're a M.O.C !
No fraternising with the Iron Maidens ! They're opposition they are.

Lost somewhere

bored

[Deleted User]

then sign up!

cougie

400

Jj

I'd just like to say that I find the boys' team name a little vulgar and demeaning to their genteel and charming loveliness.



[pads of primly]

Barkles

What names that then?

cougie

You have Pads of Primly ?

Is that like some kind of Soft cheese, 'cos it sounds like it.

cougie

Well Barkles, the Girls already had Iron Maidens, and in a kind of homage to Donington, someone (no name - no packdrill) came up with the Monster of Rock.

And then swapped the R for a C.

[Deleted User]

Monstecs or rock it is then!

Jj

Cougie, darling - <<<<<<<<<big noisy raspberry>>>>>>>>>



(but I love you for being as much of a nitpicker as I)

cougie

Not like you to slip up Jj.

I had to <wiggle, wiggle, POUNCE> on that one !

Mwah !


Count - tee hee.

Barkles

Cougs.. you have seen me in a state of undress, I hardly qualify as a monster..

Jj

[dreamy little expression, thinking of Cougie wigglePOUNCing in all that mud]

Jj

I believe willy warmers are standard issue, Barkles.

cougie

Barkles - Eh ? What ? Did I ?

You didn't use that Rohypnol on me - AGAIN - did you ?

Barkles

Outed... bet you can barely remember a thing!

[Deleted User]

Shit,

What am I getting myself into?

Now I'm on the list, am I taking part as a member of a RW team (which I'm more than up for), or is it individual. Sorry there are so many posts on here, I'm not catching everyones drift.

What was that about stamps?

Tubby

Armadillo

Mr Mouse requires us to send him 6 first class stamps with our entry fee. He has lots of pen pals.

[Deleted User]

Tubs,

On the form put team name URWFRC. You need to include 6 stamps with you entry fee. The fee is currently £33 but increases the longer you leave it.

Also - if you do work out what these people are on about then feel free to tell us ;~)

[Deleted User]

Fantastic,

I presume I can send my entry off now? It looks absolutely brilliant. How do you do it as part of a team?

Sorry, serious Tough Guy Wetneck noob alert!

Tubby

[Deleted User]

Join the club TT!

fat buddha

TT - we are waiting for info on team entries, but on the form put down URWFRC where it says team (not Monsters of Cock - that will be on the T's)

welcome aboard the mad ship TG

[Deleted User]

Course, my main problem with this is that it's the day after Mr S's birthday....... I think it's a little too soon to ask him what he want's to do next year! So I think I'll enter before the end of Feb (to get in on the cheapest rate) and then tell him in November! What do you think?

fat buddha

cunning stunt shambs, do one for him as well and give the entry to him as a birthday present then


























run

Jj

Good plan Shambler - then all you do the night before is roll your eyes and say "well I did *tell* you, but like everything else it just went in one ear and out the other other - you just don't listen - I don't know why I bother sometimes...'

and then he'll just give in, whimpering.


easy peasy