Should I let my cat lick my running watch?

ZouseZouse ✭✭✭

As above. 

My cat seems to derive great please from licking my sportswatch when he can get access to it.

I stopped him licking my phone as the cat dribble was interfering with the touchscreen functionality, but my watch is waterproof and is operated by chunky buttons.

I'm thinking of just letting him loose on the watch so he can work his rough little pink tongue into the strap and rid it of my desiccated sweat crud. 

If there is another method of cleaning them that may be less felinaceous and more appropriate then please advise accordingly.

Ta.

Comments

  • Well they lick their bottoms so your watch can't harm I guess?
  • ZouseZouse ✭✭✭
    You have a point.

    He doesn't want it now he's allowed it. Fecking cat logic
  • Isn't that always the way??
  • VDOT52VDOT52 ✭✭✭
    Zouse. I think you'll find your cat is actually female image
  • ZouseZouse ✭✭✭
    Well I know where she keeps her lipstick if she is....
  • Ewww
  • VDOT52VDOT52 ✭✭✭
    Some girls are just built that way.
  • Stevie  GStevie G ✭✭✭

    what on earth is this thread

  • ZouseZouse ✭✭✭
    He's not licked it since. The watch, I mean. The lipstick on the other hand, has had loads of attention.
  • VDOT52VDOT52 ✭✭✭
    I detect jealousy....
  • ZouseZouse ✭✭✭

    Yes. I am jealous of my cat's willy.

     

    (WTF am I typing?!!)

  • limperlimper ✭✭✭

    He must be a well hung kitty to inspire jealousy. Good for him.

  • VDOT52VDOT52 ✭✭✭
    Zouse, I meant jealous of the ability to Auto fellate ones feline selfimage apparently it is quite common.



    JT141 isn't jealous of his dogs ability though because he can do it himself too. I mean fellate the dog.
  • ZouseZouse ✭✭✭
    I think having a willy in the first instance is prerequisite for the ability to auto-fellate. The flexibility is secondary to that, I believe!

    Out of interest, what does JT141's breath smell like?
  • VDOT52VDOT52 ✭✭✭
    i have no idea...perhaps JT will fill you in.



    I had never considered that auto fellatio is a male member only sport...is there a female equivalent term? Cunning linguist? Or do you mean that the penis AIDS reaching? I'm now confused and intrigued...
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