Had a guy at the door, I think part of the ex-offender doorstep sales thing - not sure if it's legitimate or not. Anyway, before he got into his pitch I said if it was for sales I wasn't interested. He called me a horrible little f*cking prick. I suggested maybe that wouldn't swing many sales. Weirdly he reset to the beginning, told me he could see through the window I wasn't busy, and started his pitch again. I interrupted to remind him he'd turned up on my doorstep and called me a f*cking prick. He got a bit upset and confrontational. It culminated in me telling him to f*ck off, him ringing the doorbell ruthlessly and spitting in the garden, right on an innocent shrub. If this is part of his rehabilitation it doesn't seem to be working. I really hope my windows aren't put through tonight.