Into the light....


It's a bit bright out here..

..better put my shades on....

...that's better..

..think I've spent too long on the dark side..

...did I say, I went for a run lunch time.

PB for me over only 4 miles but it was 31.19...not bad but next week I'm really going to start training..

...once I get used to this brightness....


  • RB - Get back RIGHT NOW!

    This just will not do.
  • RB: What on earth are you doing?!

    I ran yesterday and plan to tonight. I've had funny legs for a week! Managed decent times but have nay enjoyed!!!
  • ....hey you doin'?

    It's kinda bright out here but I think I could get used to it.

    There's a lot of people out here...

    ..why don't you stay out here too??
  • Hello little monkey,

    It's OK. You can have Foxy now... I've left the dark side and I think it's OK out here...

    I'm going to run 10 miles tomorrow....
  • PS If we must talk about running, my right knee hurts after my Wednesday run, and I'm a bit worried about it.

    Will see how it is tomorrow!

    Anyway, I digress - get back now.
  • I'm going to run about that too!
  • Welcome little one, it is nice out here and we are all happy to meet you, come further into the light, don't be shy
  • Don't trust her RB - it's a trick!!
  • Hi RB glad you can join us out in the light. It's too bright for me today as I'm hungover and tired and I've been a naughty bunny this week and done no training whatsoever.

    Feeling guilty and bad.

    But I bet that's made everyone feel even better about themselves.

    So now I feel good for being of some service :)
  • There you go Greeny. It really IS OK out here... I'm not sure I want to go back....I'm not sure that anyone really cares that much anyway.

    Sorry to hear about your knee. How far are you running these days??


    Are you training for anything or just running for fun???
  • Hello Caz,

    haven't chatted in a long time. I've got a couple of jokes you might like.. I'll post them later...

    By the way, what happened to your piccy..

    Glad I've got my shades on though.

    I feel like the guy from K-PAX.
  • Oh hell....

    I'm not running far - max about 6m at the moment and only about 15m a week. Started again 3 weeks ago after a 9 week lay off. Maybe I started building up again too quick.

    RNLI Reindeer run (10k)coming up on 1 Dec.

    It feels strange talking about this stuff...
  • RB, I've got a new piccie to go on and RW have it. I guess they are checking that it's not me naked or anything....tsk.

    I look forward to your jokes. I like those from Mr A, earlier, they were funny. :)
  • Ah yes, the light. Having missed the advent of the whole dark side phenomenon, I do have to say that it was getting a little bit lonely out here. I say, let the looniness mix in with everything else!

  • <deep voice>

    Don't leave any leg trailing, because it will be grabbed by a member of the dark side and you will be pulled back to the blackness from whence you came ... and where you truly belong
  • Sorry greeny. Got to talk to Caz first. The thought of her naked and all......whew!!!!

    So Caz (he said casually)...what's the photo like then. Not another bunny (I hope!). You're a far better subject...

    Joke soon.


    Greeny, we've never talked about the 'r' thing before. So how long have you been running etc?...

    ...I could get used to this....
  • Hello SR,

    Hey like the new voice. Where'd you get it??

    It's OK. I'm starting to feel a little dark proof...

    ...Hildy, how's it going? Still doing the Latin stuff? And the convent? How's that..

    hey, I'm meeting all sorts of people...
  • RB, you'll just have to wait and see.

    Anyway I like bunnies, smelly creatures but cute. Some people might say the same about me :)

  • RB - I got it from Tesco, they were doing a two for one offer, buy a deep voice, get well 'ard for free
  • Here's a joke for you..

    >> > >>A German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex vit you".
    > >> > >"OK"
    > >> > >>says
    > >> > >>the girl, "I'll charge 20 an hour".
    > >> > >>"Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky".
    > >> > >>"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky".
    > >> > >>So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four
    > >> > >large
    > >> > >>bedsprings and a duck caller.
    > >> > >>"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs".
    > >> > >>The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs
    > >> > >her
    > >> > >>hands and knees.
    > >> > >>"Now you vill get on your hans und knees"
    > >> > >>She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
    > >> > >>"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."
    > >> > >>She finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is
    > >> > >>The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the
    > >> > >energetic
    > >> > >>German, all the time
    > >> > >>honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that
    > >> > >she has
    > >> > >>ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has
    > >> > >the
    > >> > >>breath to say:
    > >> > >>"That was totally amazing, where did you learn how to do that?"
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >> > >>"Ah", says the German. "Four-sprung duck technique".
  • SR,

    So you've gat a spare well 'ard then as you already had that!!!

    Nice deal tho'. I'll pop in on the way home...
  • Here's another...

    There was a young girl called Ulrika.....
    Who's love life couldn't be sweeter...
    Sven was a fan,
    She was beaten by Stan,
    And was sh*gged by the guy from Blue Peter.

  • SF

    Scraping the barrel - even for you

  • Glad you liked it

  • So, you think I like barrel scrapings huh?
  • RB very good.

    SR, have they got new heads and flat tummy's on offer?

    Alternatively got any good deals on booze?
  • SR - I didn't say that....
  • Caz

    I'd be the first in the queue for new heads, flat tums and probably most other body parts ... but alas no

    But good deals on booze - after which lack of flat tums and new heads seem less of a problem

  • (Barkles wanders through on his quest)

    Oh Hi chaps.. gosh it's bright out here!

    ( wanders on)
  • SR actually I could do with a pair of.... no scrub that remark :)
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