Swimming Masters Session at Tooting Lido

[Deleted User]

If Casper's still up for it I'll try and make it - but I can't guarantee it.

[Deleted User]

Anyway I'm not having a lie-in Saturday, I'm going for a long ride.

Jose.

my teeth are killing me


what means ponce?

[Deleted User]

From Roger Mellies Profanisaurus:-

ponce n.

1. Pimp. 2. Brian Sewell sound alike.

[Deleted User]

More of a random insult than an accurate discription.

candy ollier

lol @ dave the ponce

candy ollier

is anybody up for this tomorrow?

caspar? jose?

if its just me and a doubtful dave i'll cancel. i'm seeing him tomorrow afternoon anyway.

[Deleted User]

Probably best to cancel - the other two are being a bit quiet.

candy ollier

well i'll be there anyway

you're all girls

apart from dave, who is of course a perfumed ponce due to the patchouli oil he had to put on his boot to mask the smell of Withnail's sick after he drank lighter fluid

[Deleted User]

catch dave (the ponce) there - trying to make it sounds like cancelling sound isn't his fault......

;-)

[Deleted User]

Anyone who can't hold their lighter fluid's a ponce anyway.

[Deleted User]

sorry guys

been snowed under at work and didnt catch this thread

went to the lido today for a short session but got there after 8

still up for tomorrow but am quite easy. I'll be there but if the lessons isnt on might get there a little later than planned.

How much is it Candy?

candy ollier

dunno yet, only spoke to him briefly

send me your mobile number (both for details and in case i cant get in touch with him again)

dave - send me yours too

[Deleted User]

My mobile is out of talk time and sitting in my kitchen at home.

Jj

8o0


[starts to shake violently at the thought of having no mobile phone]

candy ollier

oh, how convenient

how do you (1) emphasise sarcasm and (2) type chicken noises?

this medium can be quite limiting

Jj

candy - re (1), #nobody does it better#

mwah!

[Deleted User]

Hate the damn things, I only got it when people started treating me like a social leper (well more of a social leper) for not having one. I only carry it when there's a reason to.

Jj

But

but

but...


that's like saying you only BREATHE when there's a reason to!!

[Deleted User]

oh dear - just reading that made me check that my mobile was ok.

dave - you sound surprisingly like my dad....

[Deleted User]

candy you got mail

if I dont answer i cant hear it because i'll downing beers watching the footie, but leave a message.

if it is turning into a nightmare maybe we should set a definite *with DAVE* for next week say wednesday then we can get all the details straight.

but I AM still up for tomorrow if it comes off

[Deleted User]

Well it's simple isn't it, if my presence is that important pick a day when I'm not guaranteed to be hung-over.

[Deleted User]

See there you go, great minds etc.

[Deleted User]

if it is on tomorrow keep it at 7,15-8.15 as I'll have to leave the pool at 8.15 on the dot.

[Deleted User]

i'll be hung over - good chance to practise my backstroke

[Deleted User]

i wouldn't caspar. i went open water swimming the morning after the last london social. hangover from hell + backstoke really does make you feel very ill.

[Deleted User]

Vomiting in the pool will get your SLSC membership cancelled.

Jj

Not to mention lose you all your friends.

yuk.

Ping Pong Boy

Sorry to boing this old thread but could someone confirm if its okay to use a wetsuit in Tooting Lido. I'm in London for a wee holiday so thought I may give my new wetsuit a wee try out in warm Tooting rather than F*ckin freezing North East Scotland.

Also, anyone know what time the Lido open?

Cheers Folk.

PPB.

Jj

um, yes, and 'very early'.

:oD


[pads off, feeling helpful]