Where are the single men?

[Deleted User]

Nooo, it's not badger! Guess again, guess again!


Goddammit, only 5 mins left, will have to check for any correct guesses on my return from said riding.

And GL is excluded from any guesses, as she knows the answer! And has seen pictures, but that's another story....

[Deleted User]

<hunts around for a magnifying glass>

10p badger

i love a woman in jodhpurs, i mean i REEEEALLY love a woman in jodhpurrrrrrrs.

[Deleted User]

Take that! [slaps badgers carrot]

10p badger

YOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! <dances around maniacally, as if someone has just slapped his carrot>

[Deleted User]

roflmao

10p badger

D, i fancy a dancehall Queen competition again. i think we should shake our booties like the big ass bee-hatches we are. We're fine beautiful babes and the world gotta know it!

<leans forward and jiggles man-breasts in D's face>

[Deleted User]

Lol! Does that mean 10p has guessed what the big thing I will be riding is?!




Off home now to decide what jodhpurs to wear from my vast selection.....long leather boots or chaps.....which whip....decisions, decisions!!!

[Deleted User]

<GL sidles out of the room while no one is looking>

[Deleted User]

<creeps back in to lurk>

10p badger

<walks through thread, wearing buttockless white leather chaps, with diamante insert down each leg. Winks sexily as he passes by>

[Deleted User]

<GL throws up>

[Deleted User]

oy get out yer carrot 10p - there's a tenner in it for you.

[Deleted User]

not even grisly aguilera can get away with that look!!!

[Deleted User]

Lo!

Badge baby! come here and shake your bootie in my face!

[Cattle prod at the ready]

[Deleted User]

let's organise a "single social" then badger can really strut his stuff. [as the glitter ball reflecting off the diamantes dazzle my eyes and makes me weep]

10p badger

<throws tin of diced carrots on floor, in YJ's general direction, and pads suavely over to be Destiny's child>

What's that in yer hand, D?..............YYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

10p badger

i gotta go, i've got stuff to strut elsewhere

<leaves th thread, to the tune of Night Fever>

"Well you can tell by the way i use my walk, i'm a woman;s man, no time to talk...."

10p badger

mail ya 2moro, D xx

[Deleted User]

<flying badger spooks GL who gallops off out of forum snorting loudly>

<in a very ladylike fashion of course>

[Deleted User]

Mmmm, you like that badge?! Love u long time!

[Deleted User]

yj departs to find the nearest anne summers to purchase said footballer

[Deleted User]

becks is available yj, we've buried posh in the muckheap

SusieBee

...Becks looks fab but it would be imperative that he keeps his mouth shut...

M...eldy

Blimey - what have I missed!!!

Jonny Wilkinson is more my type if there are any clones out there?? please, thankyou

SusieBee

Excellent taste, Imelda. I have to agree with you there!

M...eldy

But I may even turn him down in white leather chaps




.......... but then again??

SusieBee

I wouldn't!

M...eldy

Girly fight ????

[Deleted User]

He's a bit tooo buff for I like scrawny guys, like Mr Muscle.