Terror on the Towpath

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  • Jodie Swallow....the triathlete!!!! (not the other one)
  • I have just searched the web for pictures of Jodie swallow. I may be some time....
  • Any good for a cover DavidB?? of RW I mean
  • What have I done? Sorry Trickle ....
  • I think she needs to be touched up.

    Will someone please report this thread to the moderator!!
  • DavidB - you've been looking at that picture of Jodie for the last hour! Haven't you got any work to do?
  • I will. Its been a while since I had a stern e-mail :-))
  • DavidB Are you looking at the right Jodie Swallow? There is another one who although, clearly multi-skilled, is no triathlete.
  • Chimp:I don't know who you are talking about but I can assure you I am looking at the right one!!!

    Lizzy: (blushes)
  • Look DavidB. I'm beginning to worry about you now mate. You've been looking long enough now. Just point the cursor to that little x on the top right hand of your screen, left click and walk away. Dont look back!

    I was right about her though, wasnt I?
  • You're right chimp, I've got to get my life back on track. Perhaps I need to get a heart rate monitor or something. Can't type anymore my arm is tired.
  • Look Chimp you've got to forget about Jodie, she's not interested in the likes of you. If you want proof look at
    www.sportingphotos.org/jodie_swallow.htm
    The second photo from the right in the middle row; it's cruel I know but you don't stand a chance.
  • Damn! You're right. You dont think she might just be trying to tease old chimp do you?

    Not the best photos of old Jodie it has to be said and I'm disappointed to note she doesnt have her number written on her leg. But hey! Jodie!

    BTW I can forgive you trying to destroy my fantasies but mentioning heart rate monitors is a yellow card offence. So dont do it again.
  • Sorry Chimp, I couldn't think of a way to break it to you gently. I promise not to mention hrm's again (anyway I would need advice on how to use one). I did have one idea though, why don't we become affiliated?
  • Oh yes, The Big Girls Blouse running club. The anonymous e-mailers didnt come through for me in the end. Well they never replied to my anonymous e-mails anyway, so unfortunately the only interest I got (apart from Snickster) was from the moderator telling me to stop picking on those sensitive URWFRC guys. Cheek!
  • PS, I was joking about the moderator!
  • Oh David B how could you? ... breaking such bad news to Chimp on a Friday night ... he would have spent the whole weekend in his tiny attic bedroom, watching t'mills pump smoke past the broken window, sobbing his little heart out. How can you sleep .......


    PS heh heh heh
  • Oh thank you very much LizzyB! Thought you were my mate!!
    You're right of course, but then you knew that didn't you (sob!)
  • Lizzy: I have been working all weekend to try to make it up to Chimp in some way and, great news, the other Jodie Swallow is definitely interested! From what I've seen she may even be a tri-athlete (she's very fit and can do three things at once). It appears that she is not so sensitive on the thorny issue of inter-species relationships. Go for it Chimp! One Swallow may not make a summer but it could be one heck of an evening...
  • So we have a chimp, a swallow, and the other Jodie in one room. Not so much 'menage a trois' as 'menagerie a trois' ...
  • DavidB..like it. If I asked nicely, would the other Jodie paint a number on her leg?!!! lol!

    LizzyB You sure you dont watch the same French films as I do??!!

    :-))
  • Boing because we all love it :-)
  • Im glad that wsnt me who did that
    off to read back
  • Before i do-should we send it in to the inspoirational stories thing
  • Thanks Hipps for directing me here and thanks Chimp for that first post (will read more when more time available but at the moment have a starving child waiting to be fed). That is the funniest thread I have ever read and I've got belly ache from laughing so hard.

    Excellent!
  • Now that was worth the read back :-))



    my cat is giving me strange looks!
  • Its a classic
  • What exceeds ROFLMAO?
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