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you will notice that the sun is only temporarily covered by cloud and theres a big bright rainbow and Eeyore was actually meant to be turning somersaults!
FAB
We all try , dont we
Buney, big hugs xxxx
how did your colleagues take the news - pleased for you - but sad to lose you I bet - you celebrating with the Juniper juice tonight?
Here goes, the answer to this mornings riddle, does your boss own any gold fish?
A man walked into a bar, the barman got talking to him and eventually asked him what he did for a living. the man stated that he was a 'logical analyst. the conversation went like this -
Barman ' well what exactly is a 'logical analyst?'
Man 'I analys (spelling?) people using logic'
Barman 'How do you do that?'
Man 'for example, I would ask you if you own any goldfish'
Barman ' yes, as it happens, I do'
Man 'the next question is, do you keep them in a bowl or a pond'
Barman ' In a pond@
Man ' Logic tells me then that you have a large garden'
barman ' Why yes I do rather'
Man ' then logic would tell me that you have a large house'
Barman ' yes, its got five bedrooms'
Man 'then logic tells me that you have a large family'
Man ' then I deduce that you have regular sex'
Barman 'Well you know three, four times a week'
Man 'Well, my logic tells me that you have no need to masterbate'
The barman was fascinated by this and started telling one of his regulars about this amazing mand.
The regular asked him to explain further, and the barman said 'Well put it this way, do you have any goldfish'
Regular 'No@
Barman..............wait for it ......... long drum roll........
'then you're a w*****r!'
I'm sorry, but I feel no sympathy at all for Rik. How dare he walk off when his very patient personal trainer was describing what they were going to do and - more importantly - WHY they were doing it?! He needs a good smack in the mouth. ******* spoilt brat.
(Sorry.
Do kind of agree about Harvey though, it seems they only brought him in to look good on TV (perfect example of that reasoning: why get an American and not a British Marine? Could it be to invoke that "Full Metal Jacket" effect?)
but he is not that great mentally, and i doubt if he really wants to move
not a lot on the support front from him, guess im used to it
Do his sandwiches, washing , pay the bills, listen to hom
And im a bit tired
lets change the subject
Id try for him
need to get some sexy kit tho
ohyeah, and lose weight:)
There'll be plenty of opportunities for him down this way too, assuming you let him come with you.
Getting a consultant post is a phenomenal achievement and you deserve to be wallowing in praise and admiration.
Have some from me.
Bollox
I'd have offered space myself, but can't go now as you know.
poor pix!
The girl as work have been fab too
They are quite upset i think
Still, ive always been fine on my own
Need to make some life decisions
No more on THAT
Its Friday!!